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    I can't see the pics ,not a member. myspace gives me the creeps(no offense to you or others who have an account there) I am a middle aged guy and myspace is creepy and full of peds and perverts and fucking weirdos mostly.
    The older I get ,the better I was

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    Here is both of us right next to each other:

    End of line.

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    She is a nice looking woman,easy on the eyes
    The older I get ,the better I was

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    Thats cool Bill,my ex is that size. I hate her guts and wouldnt urinate on her if she was on fire. Maybe thats why I stated what I did previously LOL
    The older I get ,the better I was

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    Lotta girl-very pretty.

    Heres what I have learned after being married a long long time:

    You quit "reacting" and simply say, "OK Dear".

    Works like a charm in almost every situation .
    In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.

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    Good to know she stuck with you after that tantrum you threw with the Aggies loss earlier in the season. I thought for sure that all was lost.
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    From that pic I would say She is lying to you but if she's not, then you lie.

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    ROTC..................

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    dude, that's not rotc, right? that's the damn corp at A&M.

    WW - she's a pretty girl and she needs to chill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desert Rat View Post
    Lotta girl-very pretty.

    Heres what I have learned after being married a long long time:

    You quit "reacting" and simply say, "OK Dear".

    Works like a charm in almost every situation .
    I've mostly used "You betcha honey!" of "You're reading my freaking mind" , both which seem to go over well.

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    Default in the shit bucket again

    I have mastered the am I fat question, the answer always has to be that "you are beautiful to me". Unfortunately that is not the only lose | lose scenario. I just mentioned that there are better ways to pack an awkward cupboard than to just chuck everthing on top of what is already there, now I will not have a civil word for at least twelve hours.
    Last edited by stjohnroe; 11-15-2006 at 06:26 PM.
    I thought it was a tampon joke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevin7 View Post
    I can't see the pics ,not a member. myspace gives me the creeps(no offense to you or others who have an account there) I am a middle aged guy and myspace is creepy and full of peds and perverts and fucking weirdos mostly.
    LMAO!

    Quote Originally Posted by kevin7 View Post
    Thats cool Bill,my ex is that size. I hate her guts and wouldnt urinate on her if she was on fire. Maybe thats why I stated what I did previously LOL

    LMFAO!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevin7 View Post
    I can't see the pics ,not a member. myspace gives me the creeps(no offense to you or others who have an account there) I am a middle aged guy and myspace is creepy and full of peds and perverts and fucking weirdos mostly.
    word. minus the middle aged part.
    The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown

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