The "Am I Fat?" Question

[Desert Rat]

Lotta girl-very pretty.

Heres what I have learned after being married a long long time:

You quit "reacting" and simply say, "OK Dear".

Works like a charm in almost every situation .

[slcraiders]

Good to know she stuck with you after that tantrum you threw with the Aggies loss earlier in the season. I thought for sure that all was lost.

[nhcigarfan]

From that pic I would say She is lying to you but if she's not, then you lie.

[dHUTCH]

ROTC..................

[basil]

dude, that's not rotc, right? that's the damn corp at A&M.

WW - she's a pretty girl and she needs to chill.

[dHUTCH]

dude, that's not rotc, right? that's the damn corp at A&M.

WW - she's a pretty girl and she needs to chill.

...............basil, learn your patches. That patch on his shoulder is for Army ROTC. I believe it reads Leadership and Excellence. You are indeed correct though, that is the uniform for the corp at A&M.

[Empire23]

Shes not fat. Shes thick, but thats totally different from fat. Tell her not to worry about it because you dont think shes fat and if she thinks she is, then she can start working out if SHE wants.

but either way, thats always a lose lose question to answer.

[cigar no baka]

Lotta girl-very pretty.

Heres what I have learned after being married a long long time:

You quit "reacting" and simply say, "OK Dear".

Works like a charm in almost every situation .

I've mostly used "You betcha honey!" of "You're reading my freaking mind" , both which seem to go over well.

[stjohnroe]

I have mastered the am I fat question, the answer always has to be that "you are beautiful to me". Unfortunately that is not the only lose | lose scenario. I just mentioned that there are better ways to pack an awkward cupboard than to just chuck everthing on top of what is already there, now I will not have a civil word for at least twelve hours.