Who's next on the list....Derivation

[Secret Santa]

Derivation, have you been a good or bad boy this year? Have you been naughty or nice? Tell me why I should carry some special delicate surprises all the way from the North Pole.

It seems lately you have been very giving, are you trying to trick old Santa? Are you trying to make up for some bads things you did through the year? I am going to send my best elf down to Jersey to do a little investigating, I will find out.

If you have been good and my elf tells me the same, what do you want under the tree this year? Don't be shy, I know you have a list, I already gave you the Phillies. Remeber what I said last year, Mrs Claus is still off limits.

Santa

By the way, forget the cookies and milk, this year I want spiked eggnog and rum cake.

[derivation]

I would advise against sending an elf down to jersey. He will probably just get his ass beat Giving me the phillies this year certainly was good, but it's probably led to more bad than good. Sure it made me more generous, but that was offset with a lot of staying up late, drinking and smoking. Trust me, it's a net loss on my karma

But if Santa decides to go with something other than coal, I'm good to smoke what ever Santa likes to smoke. There's also nothing I like more than a good book or drink to have while enjoying a smoke.

[Secret Santa]

Derivation,

You know from our past history, those who do not ask will not receive. We don't want to go into why you got oranges under the tree some years ago, do we?

I was going through my list and due to prior list for Alcibiates, Ashauler, Bassfever, bigwhiteash, Cabaiguan Juan, Cajunblaze, Cigarsarge, Corvin and then DeeDubya, and by the time I got to your name, I ran out of cigars except Philly Blunts. Is there any special sticks you would like me to roll or will these do?

As for as books do you want the same comics you asked for when they we're a dime each? I thought you would have grown up a little by now!

Drink? Are you serious, unless you want Shlitz in a 24 ounce can, you better give Santa better than that.

You we're never this shy in the past. Break out that list, this is CHRISTMAS!!

Santa

[derivation]

Derivation,

You know from our past history, those who do not ask will not receive. We don't want to go into why you got oranges under the tree some years ago, do we?

I was going through my list and due to prior list for Alcibiates, Ashauler, Bassfever, bigwhiteash, Cabaiguan Juan, Cajunblaze, Cigarsarge, Corvin and then DeeDubya, and by the time I got to your name, I ran out of cigars except Philly Blunts. Is there any special sticks you would like me to roll or will these do?

As for as books do you want the same comics you asked for when they we're a dime each? I thought you would have grown up a little by now!

Drink? Are you serious, unless you want Shlitz in a 24 ounce can, you better give Santa better than that.

You we're never this shy in the past. Break out that list, this is CHRISTMAS!!

Santa

Okay, okay. Well I like medium/full cigars. Right now I'm interested in trying more Alec Bradley cigars, I've only had a couple but the ones I've had I've been impressed with. I also haven't had many Cabaiguan or Tatuaje (the few I've had were great) so I wouldn't mind trying more of those.

My favorite drinks are sipping liquors: Scotch, Bourbon or Rum is what I tend to drink most often. But I do like microbrews and seasonal beers.

As for books, well my tastes really are as wide as it gets, as long as it's good. I've never had a cigar book though, so that would be cool.

Hope that helps.

[Secret Santa]

Well, well, well...looks like one of my secret service elves came back from Jersey with a black eye and a broken arm, not good. I afraid this will put you on the naughty list, so therefore I had to just send you my left over nubs. I'm sure you will enjoy them with the Maddog 20/20 I sent, I hope grape is your favorite flavor.

I will be sending the medical bills to you asap for one of my best elves. The bill will be sent priority mail as the hospital put a lien on the sleigh until the bill is paid in full03006000000136258831.

I look forward to your quick response.

Santa

[derivation]

I got the package yesterday... and WOW. Thank you so much Santa. I'm going to have some great smokes keeping me out in the cold, and something nice to drink and unwind with as soon as I come in.