Your argument, while impassioned, suffers from one inescapable and fatal flaw. You're a moron.
PetersCreek
Junior Member
Your argument, while impassioned, suffers from one inescapable and fatal flaw. You're a moron.
PetersCreek
PCAK
I have only two vices: smoking cigars...
...and lying about having only two vices.
Junior Member
"strategery" - G.W.B.
"I'm not gonna fire a two-million dollar missle at a two dollar tent and hit a camel in the ass." - George W. Bush
"You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube..." - Dr. Hannibal Lecter
"You tellin’ me; you, me, a bag of pixie dust, and a hotel room in Vegas ain’t a good time? Ya’ savvy?" - Vernon Dozier, aka Phil Hendrie
"That's like, your opinion man." - Jeffery Lebowski
"It took me a little while to get used to the fact that in two days his Cuban cigar consumption was the equivalent of my weekly salary." - Roy Howells, one of Winston Churchill's valets wrote in his book, Simply Churchill.
"A number of social problems arose. I had been told that neither smoking nor alcoholic beverages were allowed in the Royal Presence. As I was the host at the luncheon I raised the matter at once, and said to the interpreter that if it was the religion of His Majesty to deprive himself of smoking and alcohol, I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking Cuban cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. The King graciously accepted the position."
- Winston Churchill in February 1945 to King Ibn Sa'ud of Saudi Arabia. He was hosting a luncheon with the King, where they said he couldn't smoke.
Gotta love Churchill!
Last edited by Iced T; 06-25-2005 at 08:32 PM. Reason: Speling
No dumbasses in sandbox!
I know this is bending the rules a bit sense it's not a quote from a single person but rather a quote from a scene in the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE: TOMBSTONE!
Billy Clanton: "Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."
Doc Holliday: "Well, I've got two guns, one for each of ya!"
************************************************** **********************************************
Billy Clanton: "Is that Ol' Dog Trey? That sounds like Ol' Dog Trey to me."
Doc Holliday: "huh?"
Billy Clanton: "Y'know Stephen Foster. Oh, Susannah, Camptown Races. Stephen stinking Foster!
Doc Holliday:" Ah, yes. Well, this happens to be a nocturne."
Billy Clanton: "A which?"
Doc Holliday: "You know, Frederic fucking Chopin."
Raisins: + 12 1/2Termites: 5.56
Senior Member
Tombstone! Heh, heh! Great movie!
My favorite line?
Doc: I'm your Huckleberry......
or...Originally Posted by bdfish
"nu-clear"
I suppose I'll put my 2 favorite quotes up here:
“…man is not free unless government is limited. There's a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: As government expands, liberty contracts.”
-Ronald Reagan
"Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid."
-Ronald Reagan
What?....no Mondale quotes?
Corresponding Authority
What?....no Mondale quotes?
TBSCigars - "On Holiday"Grammar - It's the difference between knowing your crap and knowing you're crap.
Old School
"He gave me two rules that I had to promise never to break: don't inhale and never swallow the residue of any tobacco product, because it'll make you sick." Bill Cosby
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
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