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  1. 04-06-2009, 06:43 PM #1
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    Man, I was really feeling sorry for you for a minute there. Then I clicked on the picture, all I thought was you posted the wrong picture. Then I re-read it and it hit me.

    I can picture you running out of the mall with your belt twirling behind you, arms flairing and tears falling.

    It's funny. I have a belt that the layers split from one end to the next. So it's basically two belts that come back together at the buckle and on the end. My girlfriend tries to get me to buy a new one, but hey, you can't tell as long as I'm wearing it.
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    I don't mind admitting that you totally had me, I didn't see the picture until I came back later and saw bigwhiteash's post.
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    Well played.
    "This may be the most important moment of your life. Commit to it." - V

    "You can't change the times you live in, you can only change how you choose to live in those times" - ??

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    I was going to offer the advice of time, but it seems that time can't fix you gettin' fatter!
    "If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
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    DICK.
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    You don't want that old leathery thing anyhow. All dry and stretched out. Obviously been used and abused in numerous holes. Anyone can see she's just an old cow that finally broke under pressure after too much use. She's a throwaway man! Find something new and skinnier, with a little more elasticity, if you know what I mean!
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    My advice would be to look for one in a little larger size. I know they may not be as pretty, but they appreciate you more and won't be as likely to break up on you.
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    Nice!
    Smoke em' if you got em'
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    All I could think is I know why she left you...LOL! I am glad it was a joke!






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  11. 04-07-2009, 08:23 AM #11
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    LOL,

    I clicked the link and then thought "better not be a nudie shot, I'm at work"
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    Yep, she let you down..

    Literally left you hangin...

    When you needed support...

    She failed you miserably...

    Embarrased you in public...

    It's only right to forget her...

    And find a 36 that can wrap
    herself around you.
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    Maybe you let her down and got fat...big fatty...
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    That was ace, you had me going until I clicked the link.
    Yay! Cigars!

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