You don't want that old leathery thing anyhow. All dry and stretched out. Obviously been used and abused in numerous holes. Anyone can see she's just an old cow that finally broke under pressure after too much use. She's a throwaway man! Find something new and skinnier, with a little more elasticity, if you know what I mean!
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
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