I was going to offer the advice of time, but it seems that time can't fix you gettin' fatter!
Tornado of Teeth
I was going to offer the advice of time, but it seems that time can't fix you gettin' fatter!
"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
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DICK.
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You don't want that old leathery thing anyhow. All dry and stretched out. Obviously been used and abused in numerous holes. Anyone can see she's just an old cow that finally broke under pressure after too much use. She's a throwaway man! Find something new and skinnier, with a little more elasticity, if you know what I mean!
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
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My advice would be to look for one in a little larger size. I know they may not be as pretty, but they appreciate you more and won't be as likely to break up on you.
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