Newbie, broke, smoking dog rockets, looking for help

**holysmoke** · 04-15-2009, 09:16 PM

I am dirt poor but I love cigars.

I have been smoking Famous Smoke Dominican 4000's and #59 Factory Throwouts

I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them. I smoke mild varieties because I have a cigar in my mouth almost all day and evening.

I wonder if anyone could help me upgrade to a better cigar for a similar price to the Dominican 4000's. I pay 34.95 for 25 shipped

thanks

**bigwhiteash** · 04-15-2009, 09:26 PM

maybe Dominican 3000's?

**badwhale** · 04-15-2009, 09:27 PM

Twice in one day!!!!!

Sorry. You might want to try an upgrade to A Turrent, or 5 Vegas gold? They're a little more, but pretty good for the mild side.

Will

**bigwhiteash** · 04-15-2009, 09:35 PM

Seriously, there are many decent cigars out there, but you may have to ask youself if cigars are important in the big scheme right now... do some searching around here, there are a few threads about "budget" smokes with plenty of good suggestions.

Welcome to the forum!

**logan37** · 04-16-2009, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by holysmoke

I am dirt poor but I love cigars.

I have been smoking Famous Smoke Dominican 4000's and #59 Factory Throwouts

I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them. I smoke mild varieties because I have a cigar in my mouth almost all day and evening.

I wonder if anyone could help me upgrade to a better cigar for a similar price to the Dominican 4000's. I pay 34.95 for 25 shipped

thanks

I'm confused.

**kevin7** · 04-16-2009, 06:19 AM

If you are dirt poor get a better job. Cigars are a luxury .

**Artyman1200** · 04-16-2009, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by logan37

I'm confused.

Think of it this way - it's like those people who drive cars covered in duck tape, live in trailers, never see the dentist (or the shower), and constantly run their mouths about how hard life is. BUT, they always have a fresh pack of cigarettes, cheap beer in the fridge, and their DIRECT TV!!!

I want to send this guy some cigars just b/c of his wildy creative username! It's crazy!

**holysmoke** · 04-16-2009, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by Artyman1200

Think of it this way - it's like those people who drive cars covered in duck tape, live in trailers, never see the dentist (or the shower), and constantly run their mouths about how hard life is. BUT, they always have a fresh pack of cigarettes, cheap beer in the fridge, and their DIRECT TV!!!

I want to send this guy some cigars just b/c of his wildy creative username! It's crazy!

**ggiese** · 04-16-2009, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by holysmoke

Hey Holy - you gotta be VERY careful what you ask for - it's not always what you'll get!!!

**holysmoke** · 04-16-2009, 09:10 AM

this thread was a flop. I apologize for the thread.

however I overstated my financial situation. I am not a bum on the street who doesn't shower.

I just make a small salary and pay my bills

I meant I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them I don't expect anyone to help me find them for 34.95 for 25.

I was thinking cusano M1, La Unica, or other bundles of value.

again, Im sorry for the thread.

**ggiese** · 04-16-2009, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Artyman1200

Think of it this way - it's like those people who drive cars covered in duck tape, live in trailers, never see the dentist (or the shower), and constantly run their mouths about how hard life is. BUT, they always have a fresh pack of cigarettes, cheap beer in the fridge, and their DIRECT TV!!!

I want to send this guy some cigars just b/c of his wildy creative username! It's crazy!

Now stop, Arty - the dirt poor version of a cigar is (by its very definition) a cigar-ette...

**DeeDubya** · 04-16-2009, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by holysmoke

I am dirt poor but I love cigars.

I have been smoking Famous Smoke Dominican 4000's and #59 Factory Throwouts

I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them. I smoke mild varieties because I have a cigar in my mouth almost all day and evening.

I wonder if anyone could help me upgrade to a better cigar for a similar price to the Dominican 4000's. I pay 34.95 for 25 shipped

thanks

I smoked a Famous 4000 last night. And I would pass up a Macanudo for a Famous 4000 today. But yes, if anyone finds cigars comparable to Monte's for $34.95 let me know too.

**ggiese** · 04-16-2009, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by holysmoke

I am dirt poor but I love cigars.

I have been smoking Famous Smoke Dominican 4000's and #59 Factory Throwouts

I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them. I smoke mild varieties because I have a cigar in my mouth almost all day and evening.

I wonder if anyone could help me upgrade to a better cigar for a similar price to the Dominican 4000's. I pay 34.95 for 25 shipped

thanks

"Dirt poor" and "loving cigars" is similar to saying "Dirt Poor" and "loving BMWs"

Here's what you want...

Here's what you get...

Have you tried Backwoods? That would be the dirt poor cigar version of a dirt poor BMW...