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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    Hey Holy - you gotta be VERY careful what you ask for - it's not always what you'll get!!!

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    this thread was a flop. I apologize for the thread.

    however I overstated my financial situation. I am not a bum on the street who doesn't shower.

    I just make a small salary and pay my bills

    I meant I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them I don't expect anyone to help me find them for 34.95 for 25.

    I was thinking cusano M1, La Unica, or other bundles of value.

    again, Im sorry for the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    this thread was a flop. I apologize for the thread.

    however I overstated my financial situation. I am not a bum on the street who doesn't shower.

    I just make a small salary and pay my bills

    I meant I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them I don't expect anyone to help me find them for 34.95 for 25.

    I was thinking cusano M1, La Unica, or other bundles of value.

    again, Im sorry for the thread.
    Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.... This thread is fun!

    BTW welcome from Bitterville, PA

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    Thanks for the clarification.. to be honest, I kinda took your first post as an attempt at mooching!

    If I have time today, I'll look around online for some good values, I know of some, I just can't seem to put a name on them.

    Personally, if it came down to a choice between quality or quantity, I would probably chose quality and smoke a few less cigars per week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    this thread was a flop. I apologize for the thread.

    however I overstated my financial situation. I am not a bum on the street who doesn't shower.

    I just make a small salary and pay my bills

    I meant I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them I don't expect anyone to help me find them for 34.95 for 25.

    I was thinking cusano M1, La Unica, or other bundles of value.

    again, Im sorry for the thread.
    Look at this situation from our point of view: Would you walk into your local cigar shop and ask them for cheaper cigars, or complain about not having enough money for their nicer sticks? Sounds a lot like you are asking for a handout. Maybe I'm wrong.

    If you enjoy the hobby, are there any other ways you can support this hobby? Maybe pick up an extra job? Maybe not smoke so much? Maybe you'd be able to smoke better, or at least different sticks.

    And try the search function. It helps.

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    you are dead wrong about looking for a handout.

    tough crowd

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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    you are dead wrong about looking for a handout.

    tough crowd
    Everyone's just a little up tight, after all we paid our taxes yesterday. I'm still pissed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeDubya View Post
    Everyone's just a little up tight, after all we paid our taxes yesterday. I'm still pissed.
    Ha, I got nailed for 23k and some change combined federal and state.

    Pissed? Man I could write frickin' book on pissed right about now, LMAO!!!





    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.


    Holy shit, someone change his account name to Chernobyl and hand him some Nivea. He sounds like he chaffs easily.



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    Can we post this as a sticky as how not to introduce yourself? WOW!

    p.s. - please keep it going, this is kinda hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    you are dead wrong about looking for a handout.

    tough crowd
    Then what was the point of your original post? I think you're full of shit.

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    I figured I'd sit tight and let some of the more experienced BOTL's handle this, but I am sick and tired of sitting here and listening to all these pleas for hand outs. Times are tough for me as well, but instead of asking for handouts, I prioritize my spending and cut back on purchases for now. Better times will come, and I can wait to buy more smokes until then. If you want more smokes, either get another job, get a better job, or sell a kidney. Asking for handouts is lame, but stipulating what you'll pay and for how many smokes is in poor taste, especially when it's $35 for 25 smokes. Sorry for the rant, but you're not the only experiencing tough times!

    P.S. No, this isn't a plea for help. I handle my business on my own!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Then what was the point of your original post? I think you're full of shit.
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.

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    Awwwww, don't go away mad, just go the fuck away!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.

    This guy's nuts!


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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.
    Try Puff(dot)com. They take a liking to moochers like you. Here...not so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.

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    Fumadores are 30/box for a box of 25 at Holts. I like em a lot.

    I also like the Leoninos by La Aurora. You can get a box of #4's for 29.99.

    I also like Don Kiki cigars from Cuban Crafters. They can be had for 30-40 a bundle. You can even get them in varying degrees of strength.

    You can also do some searching on this site for budget smokes and find a ton of choices, many with reviews to see if they would be to your liking.

    Or, if you are a moocher, you can piss off. But I hope you're just a regular guy who didn't quite word things properly in the beginning.

    Good luck.

    Edit: Never mind douchebag. You couldn't take some lumps and learn a little could you. True colors showed early I suppose.
    Last edited by heftysmokes; 04-16-2009 at 10:19 AM. Reason: douchebag exception

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    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    I am dirt poor but I love cigars.

    I have been smoking Famous Smoke Dominican 4000's and #59 Factory Throwouts

    I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them. I smoke mild varieties because I have a cigar in my mouth almost all day and evening.

    I wonder if anyone could help me upgrade to a better cigar for a similar price to the Dominican 4000's. I pay 34.95 for 25 shipped

    thanks

    Come on this does sound like mooching!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post

    Not a good path to go.


    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    this thread was a flop. I apologize for the thread.

    however I overstated my financial situation. I am not a bum on the street who doesn't shower.

    I just make a small salary and pay my bills

    I meant I love Macanudo and Montecristo but cant afford them I don't expect anyone to help me find them for 34.95 for 25.

    I was thinking cusano M1, La Unica, or other bundles of value.

    again, Im sorry for the thread.

    Little better. Should do some searching.

    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    you are dead wrong about looking for a handout.

    tough crowd


    Good to hear.



    Quote Originally Posted by holysmoke View Post
    f u c k you as shole. I think you're a judgmental dic k wad and you can just go die

    I wanted to know if there was a similar price for a better smoke than dominican 4000's

    I registered and made my first post thinking this was a helpful forum. I didnt know anyone would even conceive of someone asking for people to mail me cigars WTF????

    honestly, if someone sent me a cigar, I'd throw it away.

    I dont trust strangers to send me something Id put in my mouth.

    now I trust famous smoke and my local smoke shop, but fuc kers like you on the internet?

    LMAO.

    I was hoping to find an easy going, helpful group to advise me so I could go buy them myself.

    I would ask the mods to delete my account.


    This is where you really went wrong. By the sound of this post after you step on your dick you just put it in your mouth.

    bye bye.

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