Quote Originally Posted by Artyman1200 View Post
Think of it this way - it's like those people who drive cars covered in duck tape, live in trailers, never see the dentist (or the shower), and constantly run their mouths about how hard life is. BUT, they always have a fresh pack of cigarettes, cheap beer in the fridge, and their DIRECT TV!!!

I want to send this guy some cigars just b/c of his wildy creative username! It's crazy!
Now stop, Arty - the dirt poor version of a cigar is (by its very definition) a cigar-ette...