Christmas is known as a holiday for all
Where kids young and old will be having a ball
Mothers and fathers use credit cards with might
Just to see their bill, their faces read fright.
What would the wife like? A husband might ask
“I think at her age, she might need a mask!”
Tempted but careful, he buys her perfume,
The scent of sweet flowers ready to bloom.
“My husband has all the toys that he wants!”
I’ll go with the traditional set of work pants!
More tools for the garage, I know he would like
Or maybe an accessory for his motor bike.
Dad is retired and is always hard to read
What he would like, I don’t know indeed
A tv, vacation, or fishing gear set?
A father-son hunting trip he’ll never forget!
Who can forget Mother who’s always be there
Tender and loving with so much sweet care
I know what she’ll say “Please don’t get me a present,
Just having you home makes my life pleasant”
So family is taken care of, what a great relief
Now I can focus on the commander in Chief!
Not Obama, no, he’s not on my list
A gift for myself, something with a twist
I’ve been getting my presents throughout the year
Manful desires of all types of gear
From dive trips, to guns, to fine cigars
They all make good stories when I’m out at the bars
I have a hard time thinking what should I get
I’d hate buying something that later I would regret
Money is tight so it can’t be expensive
Thinking of this makes me apprehensive
I’ve always enjoyed a good bottle of whisky
(so does my wife cause she knows I get frisky)
But drinking alone is not so much fun
Especially when your buddies, only drink rum
I guess I have realized I have all I need
Family, health, and the will to succeed
But there is one thing, that I will ask for
Please bring our troops back from this ugly war!
So cheer up my friends and raise you glasses!
A toast to all, good friends and badasses!
Let’s have a ball like those days at the prom
A Merry Christmas to all at cigarsmokers.com!
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