Cigar things that annoy you

[CoventryCat86]

Haven't laughed that hard for a while. Thanks CC

I MUST give credit where credit is due. Hugh Jorgan first said that about Puro over on the Island of the Misfit Toys. It was so good, I had to make sure that others would see it because NO ONE goes to the Island anymore.

[ggiese]

I MUST give credit where credit is due. Hugh Jorgan first said that about Puro over on the Island of the Misfit Toys. It was so good, I had to make sure that others would see it because NO ONE goes to the Island anymore.

Be VERY CAREFUL, CC - Hugh has trademarks on ALL of his sayings. If you don't properly quote your sources, his legal team will be all over you. I'm still trying to dig out from under the pile of legal briefs I received from his law firm of Dewey, Cheetum & Howe...

[MMAB]

Howard Fine & Howard

[Corona Gigante]

I use the respected firm of Sue, Grabbit, & Runne.

[Island Epicurean]

I use the respected firm of Sue, Grabbit, & Runne.

I Prefer "Luvum & Burnum, Family Law"

Of Course there is always, "Dewwe, Cheatum & Runn."

Oh yeah, How Many Lawyer Jokes are there? 3, The Rest of em' are true.

[ggiese]

Or the famous (or infamous) -

Hungadunga, Hungadunga & Mc Cormick...

...and - as a special offer to board members... a pack of smokes to the person who can tell me who said that where...

Hint: "You've left out a Hungadunga! You've left out the main one, too. Thought you could slip one over on me, didn't you, eh? All right, leave it out and put in a windshield wiper instead. I tell you what you do, Jamison. I tell you what. Make it, uh, make it three windshield wipers and one Hungadunga. They won't all be there when the letter arrives, anyhow. "

[Neuromancer]

Or the famous (or infamous) -

Hungadunga, Hungadunga & Mc Cormick...

...and - as a special offer to board members... a pack of smokes to the person who can tell me who said that where...

Hint: "You've left out a Hungadunga! You've left out the main one, too. Thought you could slip one over on me, didn't you, eh? All right, leave it out and put in a windshield wiper instead. I tell you what you do, Jamison. I tell you what. Make it, uh, make it three windshield wipers and one Hungadunga. They won't all be there when the letter arrives, anyhow. "

Groucho, in "A Night In Casablanca"...

[bigpoppapuff]

a guy walks into a bar and yells "all lawyers are assholes"...
.....guy at the end of the bar says "i'm offended by that"
first guy says "why,are you a lawyer?"
second guy says " no!!..i'm an asshole!!"......





riiiiiimmmmmmsssssshhhhot!!!!!!.....

[basil]

a guy walks into a bar and yells "all lawyers are assholes"...
.....guy at the end of the bar says "i'm offended by that"
first guy says "why,are you a lawyer?"
second guy says " no!!..i'm an asshole!!"......





riiiiiimmmmmmsssssshhhhot!!!!!!.....

Is this a lawyer joke or an asshole joke?

[Corona Gigante]

Two lions walking through the desert.

One lion suddenly sticks his tongue as deep as it can into the other lion's asshole.

The other lion shouts out, "What the hell are you doing?!"

The first lion says, "I just ate an attorney and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

The other lion (he was called Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding. for some reason) says, "Next time, try some chewing on some ANIMAL CRACKERS!!!"

And I will forward ggiese's pack of smokes, if I win them, and which I know will be first rate, to the first person who can tell me who would "love him and pet him and call him George" and what color his tennis shoes are.