Cigar things that annoy you

[Neuromancer]

Two lions walking through the desert.

One lion suddenly sticks his tongue as deep as it can into the other lion's asshole.

The other lion shouts out, "What the hell are you doing?!"

The first lion says, "I just ate an attorney and I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

The other lion (he was called Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding. for some reason) says, "Next time, try some chewing on some ANIMAL CRACKERS!!!"

And I will forward ggiese's pack of smokes, if I win them, and which I know will be first rate, to the first person who can tell me who would "love him and pet him and call him George" and what color his tennis shoes are.

Sorry, CG, but GG asked who said it and where? You got the movie wrong...but then you always get the movie wrong...if it was the right movie I'd know it...then you'd know it...and if I knew it I'd tell you so you'd know it, but then we'd both be wrong...but then maybe I'd just be wrong...so if you say the "secret woid" the duck will give you a cigar...