How in the hell would they enforce such laws? Do they set up a task force to sweep the neighborhood at 1 in the morning kicking in doors with flashlights.

Officer: " . . . POLICE! We have a Warrant! . . . "get your dick out of her (or his) ass, step back and lay face down on the floor!"

Poor Guy: " . . . What the hell did I do?"

Officer: " . . . I said lay face down . . . Oh well OK . . . you can lay on your back for a minute."

Stupid Bible Belt laws.