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    Quote Originally Posted by 8-5-8
    More dumb laws that are sort of on topic:

    Atlanta, GA: One man may not be on another man's back.

    London, England: Illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

    Illinois: Illegal to have an erection in public

    Indiana: Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a "tendency to habitually kiss other humans."

    Alabama: It's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage."

    Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

    Oxford, Ohio: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

    Sodomy laws have been repealed—or are ignored—in most states, but not Georgia, where a man was sentenced to five years in prison for engaging in oral sex. With his wife. With her consent. In their home.

    In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

    The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

    As recently as 1990, these states had laws against the use of dildos: Idaho, Utah, Arizona, Oklahoma, Minnesota, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Washington D.C.

    The sale of Sex toys are still banned in Alabama IIRC...

    I saw something on HBO about the rising popularity of traveling adult toy saleswomen in Alabama. They have discreet, private parties in peoples homes, they invite friends and neighbors and many adult toys are purchased! Wheee!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka
    I saw something on HBO about the rising popularity of traveling adult toy saleswomen in Alabama. They have discreet, private parties in peoples homes, they invite friends and neighbors and many adult toys are purchased! Wheee!!!
    LMAO, and all this time we thought they were having Tupperware parties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka
    I saw something on HBO about the rising popularity of traveling adult toy saleswomen in Alabama. They have discreet, private parties in peoples homes, they invite friends and neighbors and many adult toys are purchased! Wheee!!!
    It's actually a booming business all over... referred to as "Passion Parties"... my wife has attended a couple (thrown for wedding showers or b-days usually, but becomeing more like an "Avon" party) and has come home with some "interesting" things...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 8-5-8
    It's actually a booming business all over... referred to as "Passion Parties"... my wife has attended a couple (thrown for wedding showers or b-days usually, but becomeing more like an "Avon" party) and has come home with some "interesting" things...

    BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

    OK ya I saw it a long time ago, so you are right, its a booming biz all over, not just in AL.
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