“Smoking cigars as an art form"

[ggiese]

Since we are all about translating things, can someone translate this into English for me? I'm an engineer, my linguistic skills (is that even correct usage?) aren't as amazing as George's...

You know what they say about arguing with a moron, right? "Never argue with a moron - they'll bring you to their level and beat you with experience." <author unknown>

Of course I subscribe to the philosophy, "Never argue with an idiot. The best outcome you can hope for is that you won an argument with an idiot."
<Anonymous>

So... In the interim - that dissertation, my friend, is as close to writing absolutely nothing as one dares go...

[Devil Doc]

Never wrestle with pigs. The pigs love it and all you do is get dirty. Damn flatlanders never get anything right.

Doc.

[Abyr]

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire