Quote Originally Posted by webworm13 View Post
Inconsistencies? Mind specifying because I re-read my posts and fail to see any.
The cigars are what they are so take or leave it or make an offer. If they are counterfeit, I may just keep them.
I was going to go all bold and high lighted, but I can't figure out how to quote from multiple posts, so I guess I have to verbalize it...

1. I find "a cousin of mine upon my request" and "came across these puros through a cousin and bought them to help her out" to be inconsistent. The dichotomy is appauling.

2. Likewise, I find "Cohiba Esple[n]didos Authentic Cigars" to be inconsistent with your considerably weakened assertion "that these cigars do in fact come from the country that manufactures these." Your logic that a Cuban handed you a box of cigars in Cuba so they must be authentic Cohiba Esplendidos is flawed.

To be clear, I never said that I thought what you were selling was counterfeit -- I asked a question about box sizes, and I honestly don't know the answer; and I made a quip that questioned your anal virginity (I'm known to do that, what does that say about me?). I honestly have no idea about whether the cigars you are attempting to sell on a forum for cigar smokers (is that where they got the name?), and notably not on a forum for ass-hats that want to sell cigars that may or may not be Cuban or Cohibas to cigar smokers, are or aren't real. Those may be perfectly legitimate examples of whatever you may be hawking them as. I don't know, but I feel it is my duty -- no, honor -- to enlighten all the retards, er, I mean newbs, that may be stopping by for the first time -- so I'll say it again -- Cohibas are the most counterfeited cigar in the world -- there are more fakes out there than real ones. And now I will state explicitly what I was trying to imply in a very subtle and civil manner (rare for me) -- chances are that what you are trying to sell is fake. I'm not trying to offend you -- in fact, I went out of my way (you'd know that if you weren't just stopping by to unload some crap) not to offend you.

I thank you for visiting, and I'm happy to report that I take some pride in the fact that if you do sell those cigars, I did all I could to assure it wouldn't be to someone who saw your post on this site.