Swisher Sweets, Philly, Black & Mild, etc

[Mangyrat]

Peach White Owl and some Four Loko....



It's like a party in my mouth, and everybodys throwing up!

Damn i just blew Iced tea out my nose reading this.

[Oilik]

So you call 'em "Shitshers" and still buy and smoke them? Oh, and one or two boxes a month is what I would call "regularly".

You must not smoke much then mate.

[b.read]

You're missing the point, homechicken....

First you said they sucked, then you made it sound like they were your "guilty pleasure" but in actuality, once you changed your post to show you meant one or two BOXES a month, it's obvious that you smoke them far too often for them to just be a "every now and then" kind of thing...see what I mean?


Oh, nevermind.. So! Beer in gas stations, huh?

[Oilik]

You're missing the point, homechicken....

First you said they sucked, then you made it sound like they were your "guilty pleasure" but in actuality, once you changed your post to show you meant one or two BOXES a month, it's obvious that you smoke them far too often for them to just be a "every now and then" kind of thing...see what I mean?


Oh, nevermind.. So! Beer in gas stations, huh?

Yeah, I see what you're saying. My bad, I worded it wrong. I smoke a lot so one or two packs(5-10 cigars, unlike a lot of "boxes") a month is not very regular for me. I don't mind smoking them, they hit excellent but taste like gas and shit. I apologize I should have proof read my posts.

As for beer in gas stations, Nasty Light should be banned; tastes like shit and takes a 24 pack to get one person drunk. Not even worth the saving of a few bucks.

[b.read]

haha yeah I know, but even that 5-10 swishers a month would be considered pretty damn regular...'specially around here where guys smoke maybe 1 or 2 a decade?

Ofcourse, I may be completely off base here, but that's what I've gathered during my short time on the board...


And I concur, Natty Light is no bueno

[badwhale]

haha yeah I know, but even that 5-10 cigars a month would be considered pretty damn regular...'specially around here where guys smoke maybe 1 or 2 a decade?

Ofcourse, I may be completely off base here, but that's what I've gathered during my short time on the board...


And I concur, Natty Light is no bueno

So?

Is this some sort of test to prove someone's knowledge of cigars, or is it the classic "I'll drink / smoke you under the table" test of manhood?

Either way, I'd rather quit drinking / smoking if I had to endure Natty L / Shitsters.

Will

[ashauler]

You must not smoke much then mate.

A. I'm not your fuckin' "mate".
B. I smoke plenty, just not shit sticks like swishers.
C. I think there is more than ground up paper, pubic hairs, and floor sweepings in the "shitshers" you're "hittin'".
D. Fuck off.

snip..... Ofcourse, I may be completely off base here, but that's what I've gathered during my short time on the board...snip

No shit, ya think?

[ggiese]

haha yeah...to stay on topic and "un-derail" the thread...there aren't any gas stations here I'd buy cigars from.

Liquor stores? Sure...gas stations? Nope.

The "derail" had more to do with avoiding a train wreck than talking about other nonsensical topics.


Buying your cigars at a liquor store? I suppose you're also going to tell us you like picking them up at Walgreen's too!

[heftysmokes]

1. Swishers and the like are not cigars. They are brown oversized cigarettes (at best) that are dipped in chemicals to make them smell like something they're not. They don't deserve to be discussed here.
2. I smoked exactly one cigar in the month of December and have yet to have one in 2011. If you think that makes me unqualiied to participate on this board you can fuck yourself.
3. We have great beer in the gas stations here in Montana. Supermarkets have the best selection, though. Very little beer is sold in liquor stores. In fact, there are probably ~15 liquor stores in my town, and only one sells beer.
4. Conoco gas.

[ashauler]

Dammit, where are my manners:
E. Shell gas, I dig the nitro hit.

[buzz]

You must not smoke much then mate.

I've often wondered why there are people who use the word 'mate' when they get confrontational. It seems to be their method of demeaning the person that they are talking to. Why not just say "I'm better than you"? It's more to the point.

Then there are those people who use "ciao"... they should just say "bye, oh and I'm better than you."

Ciao, mate.

-Buzz

[ashauler]

I've often wondered why there are people who use the word 'mate' when they get confrontational. It seems to be their method of demeaning the person that they are talking to. Why not just say "I'm better than you"? It's more to the point.

Then there are those people use "ciao"... they should just say "bye, oh and I'm better than you."

Ciao, mate.

-Buzz

Wait, so he was demeaning me? If I'd have known that I wouldn't have wasted my time being nice.

[buzz]

Wait, so he was demeaning me? If I'd have known that I wouldn't have wasted my time being nice.

I can't tell if what he was attempting to do was demean, belittle, or debase - it's the internet. [shrugging smiley]

-Buzz

[b.read]

Yeah...not sure- where are you from, Oilik?

Now! Back to my previously scheduled post:

So?

Is this some sort of test to prove someone's knowledge of cigars, or is it the classic "I'll drink / smoke you under the table" test of manhood?

No, not at all. The point I was attempting to make was that folks here have better taste in cigars than to smoke Swishers...Not quite sure how my (or if) my post came across as a knock on the forum, but I apologize if it did. That wasn't my intention.

I'd rather quit drinking / smoking if I had to endure Natty L / Shitsters.

Most definitely.

No shit, ya think?

Ashauler, I'm assuming that this is a "No shit sherlock, what? Did you expect us to like shitty cigars?"

and not "No shit, you're way off base..."

But then again, you know what they say about making assumptions...

The "derail" had more to do with avoiding a train wreck than talking about other nonsensical topics.

I agree, but being new here I wasn't sure how the forum viewed de-railed threads, and since I was the one who knocked it off course, I attempted to get it back on track. Now that I know it's OK to avoid a "wreck", then I'd have to vote that we keep it "de-railed"

Buying your cigars at a liquor store? I suppose you're also going to tell us you like picking them up at Walgreen's too!

I knew I was going to raise eyebrows with that comment and should have specified, there are a lot of cornball liquor stores around town that have no business stocking cigars, but there is a guy who owns two liquor stores who keeps a decent selection and has a nice humidor to store them, unlike the other shops who just keep them on a shelf!

[ashauler]

I can't tell if what he was attempting to do was demean, belittle, or debase - it's the internet. [shrugging smiley]

-Buzz

Well, it damn well better not be bewindle.

[badwhale]

Well, it damn well better not be bewindle.

Mabye he was trying to bedazzle you?

[Mangyrat]

"Mate may refer to one of the following meanings based on the generic dictionary definitions of the word:

One of a pair of animals involved in mating"

I think he wants to screw you or have you screw him.

[ashauler]

snip.....Ashauler, I'm assuming that this is a "No shit sherlock, what? Did you expect us to like shitty cigars?"

and not "No shit, you're way off base..."

But then again, you know what they say about making assumptions... snip....

Damn, b.read, I'm sorry. I strive for clarity in my posts, and absolutely hate the fact that my meaning was not clear. Perhaps I quoted too little of the post to which I was responding. Let me see if I can clear it up.

Most members here smoke more than 1 or 2 cigars a decade.

[b.read]

Ahhhh, now I understand all the posts directed at me...when I said "one or two a decade" I meant Swishers! I know there's way more smoking of real cigars going on here than once or twice every 10 years...

That post I made was meant as a compliment to the board...sorry for the misunderstanding.

[TachyCoventry]

Mabye he was trying to bedazzle you?

Get ready to be bedazzled.....