Swisher Sweets, Philly, Black & Mild, etc

[heftysmokes]

1. Swishers and the like are not cigars. They are brown oversized cigarettes (at best) that are dipped in chemicals to make them smell like something they're not. They don't deserve to be discussed here.
2. I smoked exactly one cigar in the month of December and have yet to have one in 2011. If you think that makes me unqualiied to participate on this board you can fuck yourself.
3. We have great beer in the gas stations here in Montana. Supermarkets have the best selection, though. Very little beer is sold in liquor stores. In fact, there are probably ~15 liquor stores in my town, and only one sells beer.
4. Conoco gas.

[ashauler]

Dammit, where are my manners:
E. Shell gas, I dig the nitro hit.