Roger...Sanat needs a few words
Santa has you on his naughty list. The elves will be Packaging you some mad dog and a few Phillie blunts.I Will be keeping a eye on you from now to Christmas.If I can get your name removed from the naughty list what would you like for Santa to bring!!!!
Your on the naughty list. Ive gotten more complaints about you in the past month than anyone else for the entire year!!!! The elves here just refer to you as "the jerk". I'm sure this is no surprise to you but what will be a surprise is the size of the lump of coal I'm gonna stuff in your sock. Now it would be an absolute miracle, but let's just say you are actually able to turn things around in the next couple weeks and make my nice list --no wait, not the nice list, maybe the "naughty, but not too bad" list. If that were to happen I might be willing to include a dried out cigar or two with that lump of coal. I may even leave you a halfdrunk bottle of your favorite beverage assuming the reindeer don't dirnk it all. So just for fun, what sorta cigars would you enjoy, and liquid refreshment? The elves want me to get your hopes up and then crush your dreams. Their mean little guys thats for sure!!
So buzzy Boy what is on your wish list this year?

No your not getting a Donkie to ride or a smaller hat.
What's with Santa this year? I think he got into the eggnog a little early...