humidor question

[kingbeefy]

Wipe the godamn thing down inside with a little distilled water. Let if dry the fuck out so your cigars dont get soggy fucking wet. Put your choice of humidification device in it ,stuff it the fuck fuck of cigars and leave the fucking lid closed unless you are gertting a cigar out to smoke. Opening the lid every hour just to eye fuck your cigars just leads to cronic eye fucking low humidity syndrome

Wow. I think this should be the official guide to seasoning a humidor.

[kevin7]

couple of typos and grammar fuck ups but if that offends the sensitive types too godamn bad. I'll cut your dick off and feed it to your (insert family member here)