Buzz Light Year

[Secret Santa]

Little Buzzy,

Mrs. Claus and I have scoured your history, in hopes that we might find out which Cs, Js, and Ts you are referring to (there are exactly 3,472 possibilities including those letters), and seem to have come up empty handed... Please, either be more specific with your letters to the North Pole, or just be content with whatever Santa picks out for you!

Also, I apologize, but I have had bad experiences (twice) with beer not making the trip from the North Pole, because of the harsh temperatures and rough sleigh ride it is likely to be subjected to, it being carbonated and not freeze-proof, I don't think it would be such a great idea, so don't expect any local brew. Might you have a preference in something a little stronger??

HO HO HOOOOO!
Yours Truly,
- The Fat Man

[buzz]

Haha, well I would be very surprised if searching my post history resulted in any useful information at all. I would estimate the number of useful posts I've made here to be... 14. And those were probably made back in 2012.

I'll light anything you send me on fire but some of the ones I keep going back to are Camachos, Joya de Nicaraguas, and Tatuajes. I also dig me some Ashton VSGs, most of the stuff from AF, and the My Father Le Bijou line.

For non-carbonated refreshments I dig peaty scotches and spicy cabernet sauvignons. And of course the Ferrari should be red.

And if I could have just one more Christmas wish... could you have one of your elves use their magical elf power to cause Jamie to drop "Murray" from his FFL team so I can put him on my team? I'm not sure if Murray is his first name or last name, but hopefully your elf can figure it out. I have no idea whether Murray is any good, and I'll probably just keep him on the bench anyway -- but the reaction from Jamie will be priceless.

Thanks Santa!

[buzz]

Package came down the chimney yesterday Santa and I had every intent to leave it under the tree like a good little boy until Christmas morning...

But then after a very large bowl of pistachio gelato I realized that taking a little peak wouldn't be that bad. And then I "accidentally" opened it all up and am so glad I did because you made my day! Really looking forward to lighting these up, thanks a bunch Santa!

Now... about that FFL miracle we discussed earlier...

[Secret Santa]

HO HO HO!

Glad you liked them, Buzz! Sorry the Ferrari didn't make it... It wouldn't fit in the sleigh, so I decided to just drive it over. Bad idea... Those damn Louisiana State Troopers just can't take a joke! Luckily, they allowed me to mail your package in lieu of the one phone call! I was able to "magic" my fat ass back to the North Pole without any problems, but after driving through New Orleans before getting pulled over, I didn't have enough cash to get the car out of impound...

Also, I hope you like the "refreshments" I stashed under the cigars!

Merry Christmas!

[buzz]

Forget the Ferrari, how about you throw a little bit of that "magic" in my stocking next year? And yes I will be enjoying some of the refreshment tonight!