HO HO HO!
Glad you liked them, Buzz! Sorry the Ferrari didn't make it... It wouldn't fit in the sleigh, so I decided to just drive it over. Bad idea... Those damn Louisiana State Troopers just can't take a joke! Luckily, they allowed me to mail your package in lieu of the one phone call! I was able to "magic" my fat ass back to the North Pole without any problems, but after driving through New Orleans before getting pulled over, I didn't have enough cash to get the car out of impound...
Also, I hope you like the "refreshments" I stashed under the cigars!
Merry Christmas!
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Forget the Ferrari, how about you throw a little bit of that "magic" in my stocking next year? And yes I will be enjoying some of the refreshment tonight! 
Originally Posted by badwhale
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