Thanks for the offer Kayakinboy, but cubancrafters came through.
This company is pretty badass, I must say. I wrote out an e-mail explaining the issue and within 30 minutes I was given a phone call offering me this:
1) Next Day Shipping on a NEW humidor.
2) The guy said he'd personally insepect it himself before sending it out.
3) He offered to throw in some free cigars for my 'trouble.'
Low and behold, the humidor showed up today with the promised smokes. Just seasoned it and I'm calibrating the hygrometer. I tell ya, that is some of the greatest customer service I've ever seen!
Kudos to CubanCrafters.com and I can't wait when this puppy is finally seasoned / calibrated and ready for some smokes to put in it!
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