point #1....rocky patel is of indian heritage (dot not feather)...thus he would smell more like curry....

regarding the cheese question...unless you're extremely lactose intolerant,any good cigar can be infused with cheese.....the softer cheeses work best......i kind of prefer a feta or blue.......you're not really infusing....you're letting your cigar or cigars nest in the cheese for at least a few hours........mmmmmm,baby......hints of leather and blue cheese......makes you want to douse that baby in a vinaigrette.....