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**nhcigarfan** · 03-01-2006, 07:17 AM

I got xollectors box of Opus X off ebay the otherday, it came in a nice glass top presentation case with a picture of Carlito on the front.. I'll trade it for the robustos

**nhcigarfan** · 03-01-2006, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

I got xollectors box of Opus X off ebay the otherday, it came in a nice glass top presentation case with a picture of Carlito on the front.. I'll trade it for the robustos

This is still the best deal going.

**Diesel Grinch** · 03-01-2006, 11:17 AM

I'll go $368 for a box of esplendidos.

Hey shag ding this.

Besides your aunt Ethel's homemade venison jerky taste like dog turds. Thurst me Ninos82 about that. He sent out some of this a while ago thing to drum up business for his Aunt Ethel. I think he buys it at the locale Wally world and rebags it. Pure crap.

CoventryCat86 on the other hand bids everything up and then when he wins he cuts you back until the bid right under his. That's how he gets away with free shipping and stuff.

ggeise is just a gouger plain and simple. He will be reselling these as soon as he wins for twice what he paid to all the newbies.

bigpoppapuff is old and senile and will most likely forget to send the money out. Plus the old folks home he is in doesn't let him smoke. Sad but we put up with it.

DG

**Kayakinboy** · 03-01-2006, 11:37 AM

WTF you guys? I mean seriously... kidding around or not, your making this guy wait for money....

I'll give ya 525 for the two boxes of robustos and 600 for the other box....

PM me for my snailer and so I can get an addy to mail you a check.

**Shagaroo** · 03-01-2006, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Kayakinboy

WTF you guys? I mean seriously... kidding around or not, your making this guy wait for money....

I'll give ya 525 for the two boxes of robustos and 600 for the other box....

PM me for my snailer and so I can get an addy to mail you a check.

To rich for me. Thanks for fuggin up another deal paddleboy.

And DG,

from me and

from Aunt Ethel.

**BigMacFU** · 03-01-2006, 03:15 PM

Boy, I gotta stop having sex with my wife so I can pay attention to board, apparently I can get all the sex I need right here (it worked for Monica, right?).

Now, CC, you're clearly too much of a pussy to even begin a bidding war.

Grandpa, you're too old, we don't need your heart aggravated.

Cinda, you're too...female.

DG, same for you, too female.

Shag, your name disqualifies you, this isn't a shag thread.

Poppapuff, you can bid all you want, and you have the right, but, top this!

I will pay with one Stradivari

that my family has kept since we first bought it in Italy 12 generations ago. I will also throw in

rare Inigo Montoya Churchills. Finally, I will include the number 4 brief case from next weeks episode of "Deal or No Deal?"

That's it, you can all go home.

Good night.

**cigar no baka** · 03-01-2006, 03:40 PM

All of you assholes can go to hell, I'll give you a Spiderman #1 signed by Jack Kirby and Stan Lee in mint condition for all four boxes. Now you guys can stick that in your pooper and pucker up.

**Kenyth** · 03-01-2006, 06:02 PM

I've gotcha all beat!

I will trade you my most prized possession! My great-grampa's gold war watch. This watch I got here was first purchased by my great-granddaddy. It was bought during the First World War in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was bought by private Doughboy Ernie Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. It was my great- granddaddy's war watch, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. You see, up until then, people just carried pocket watches. My great-granddaddy wore that watch every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to my great- grandmother, took the watch off his wrist and put it in an ol' coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til my grandfather Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. My great-granddaddy gave it to my granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. My granddad was a Marine and he was killed with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. My granddad was facing death and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, my 22-year old grandfather asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, my grandfather was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to my grandmother, delivering to my infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on my Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it's be confiscated. The way my Daddy looked at it, that watch was my birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of disentary, he gave Captain Koons the watch. He hid with the uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass for two years. Then, after seven years, he was sent home to his family. Then he paid me a visit, and gave the watch to me, like he promised my father.

I offer this watch to you! As further incentive I also offer you Zed's custom Harley-Davidson chopper. Try and beat THAT offer you Phillie smoking fools!

Anyone wanna ask who Zed is?

**nhcigarfan** · 03-03-2006, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by nhcigarfan

I got xollectors box of Opus X off ebay the otherday, it came in a nice glass top presentation case with a picture of Carlito on the front.. I'll trade it for the robustos

Still the best deal.

And the rest of you salad toss'n, balloon knot munch'n, cross dress'n jizz slurpers can take these cigars and shove'm.

Just make sure to light them first.

**ggiese** · 03-03-2006, 03:31 PM

Nino is right about you guys - what has this board come to over a coupla boxes of cigars... We need to figure out the fair way to do this. STFU Basil - this assinine "sealed" bid thing is ludicrous...

Why don't we sell tickets for like $10 each and then split the boxes up in to 5 packs - we'll raffle off the cigars. We'll take all the money collected from the tickets and send it to Nino. That way everyone is a winner... What do y'all think?

**cinda** · 03-03-2006, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

Nino is right about you guys - what has this board come to over a coupla boxes of cigars... We need to figure out the fair way to do this. STFU Basil - this assinine "sealed" bid thing is ludicrous...

Why don't we sell tickets for like $10 each and then split the boxes up in to 5 packs - we'll raffle off the cigars. We'll take all the money collected from the tickets and send it to Nino. That way everyone is a winner... What do y'all think?

I think that is a great idea! How many tickets would you have to sell?

**nhcigarfan** · 03-03-2006, 03:51 PM

I think thats fucking dumb. Raffle this

Heres the deal. The bidding is starting over. My opus are off the table

I bid 325 for the robusto's and 300 each on the others. That's 925.

Take that you penny-pinching pony pirates.

**cinda** · 03-03-2006, 03:58 PM

Why do you have to be a Flamer? We are beginning to agree on something and your not even attempting to compromise. Shame on you.

**nhcigarfan** · 03-03-2006, 04:08 PM

Oh Holy Crap. Who invited my Mom?

**Shagaroo** · 03-03-2006, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

Nino is right about you guys - what has this board come to over a coupla boxes of cigars... We need to figure out the fair way to do this. STFU Basil - this assinine "sealed" bid thing is ludicrous...

Why don't we sell tickets for like $10 each and then split the boxes up in to 5 packs - we'll raffle off the cigars. We'll take all the money collected from the tickets and send it to Nino. That way everyone is a winner... What do y'all think?

Talk about assinine. Get back on your meds old man, you've checked out of reality. Guess YOU would be just so eager to hold that money too. You would take the money and reband a couple boxes of Dutchmasters and fuck us again.

Why don't you fockers that want some lame ass "system" just go hide in the corner and let the big dogs see who gets the sticks? Fockin' whiners!

bigpoppapuff · 03-03-2006, 04:57 PM

i needed some dog food for my dogs....had to dip into the bid money......i'll have to lower my bid on one box of these cohibas to $184.27...should be enough for one box....yeeee-ha!!!....thanks in advance,nini..

**basil** · 03-03-2006, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Shagaroo

Talk about assinine. Get back on your meds old man, you've checked out of reality. Guess YOU would be just so eager to hold that money too. You would take the money and reband a couple boxes of Dutchmasters and fuck us again.

Why don't you fockers that want some lame ass "system" just go hide in the corner and let the big dogs see who gets the sticks? Fockin' whiners!

Dude WTF are you saying here??? I am TRYING to be fair goddammit!!! I mean some of us never get cubans!! and nobody's whining dammit. shit.

**cigarsarge** · 03-03-2006, 05:46 PM

All you assholes listen up. This thing has got outa control. I had money to bid on these smokes. It was not much...But it WOULD have been enough.

Then all of you began acting like sharks eating a bloated dead whale. I can not afford these prices you bid...Totally out of line with what these cigars are worth.

Then you all turn on each other...Name calling...nasty PMs...Someone even PMed me and called my wife a bad name.

Nino seems like a person of honor. I implore you Brother Nino...Sell these smokes at a fair price. Don't give in to those who would outbid a brother in need. Hell most of these guys that are bidding high prices already have box after box of the smokes in their WALK IN HUMIDORS...More cigars than they would ever need.

**cinda** · 03-03-2006, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

All you assholes listen up. This thing has got outa control. I had money to bid on these smokes. It was not much...But it WOULD have been enough.

Then all of you began acting like sharks eating a bloated dead whale. I can not afford these prices you bid...Totally out of line with what these cigars are worth.

Then you all turn on each other...Name calling...nasty PMs...Someone even PMed me and called my wife a bad name.

Nino seems like a person of honor. I implore you Brother Nino...Sell these smokes at a fair price. Don't give in to those who would outbid a brother in need. Hell most of these guys that are bidding high prices already have box after box of the smokes in their WALK IN HUMIDORS...More cigars than they would ever need.

Sarge ! Ninos if anyone has a walk in humi its Sarge. When your done playing with the men on this board Come see me and we will get theses cigar bought. Thanks