Sex!

[ggiese]

Nino is right about you guys - what has this board come to over a coupla boxes of cigars... We need to figure out the fair way to do this. STFU Basil - this assinine "sealed" bid thing is ludicrous...

Why don't we sell tickets for like $10 each and then split the boxes up in to 5 packs - we'll raffle off the cigars. We'll take all the money collected from the tickets and send it to Nino. That way everyone is a winner... What do y'all think?

[cinda]

Nino is right about you guys - what has this board come to over a coupla boxes of cigars... We need to figure out the fair way to do this. STFU Basil - this assinine "sealed" bid thing is ludicrous...

Why don't we sell tickets for like $10 each and then split the boxes up in to 5 packs - we'll raffle off the cigars. We'll take all the money collected from the tickets and send it to Nino. That way everyone is a winner... What do y'all think?

I think that is a great idea! How many tickets would you have to sell?

[nhcigarfan]

I think thats fucking dumb. Raffle this


Heres the deal. The bidding is starting over. My opus are off the table

I bid 325 for the robusto's and 300 each on the others. That's 925.

Take that you penny-pinching pony pirates.

[cinda]

Why do you have to be a Flamer? We are beginning to agree on something and your not even attempting to compromise. Shame on you.

[nhcigarfan]

Oh Holy Crap. Who invited my Mom?

[Shagaroo]

Nino is right about you guys - what has this board come to over a coupla boxes of cigars... We need to figure out the fair way to do this. STFU Basil - this assinine "sealed" bid thing is ludicrous...

Why don't we sell tickets for like $10 each and then split the boxes up in to 5 packs - we'll raffle off the cigars. We'll take all the money collected from the tickets and send it to Nino. That way everyone is a winner... What do y'all think?

Talk about assinine. Get back on your meds old man, you've checked out of reality. Guess YOU would be just so eager to hold that money too. You would take the money and reband a couple boxes of Dutchmasters and fuck us again.

Why don't you fockers that want some lame ass "system" just go hide in the corner and let the big dogs see who gets the sticks? Fockin' whiners!

[bigpoppapuff]

i needed some dog food for my dogs....had to dip into the bid money......i'll have to lower my bid on one box of these cohibas to $184.27...should be enough for one box....yeeee-ha!!!....thanks in advance,nini..

[basil]

Talk about assinine. Get back on your meds old man, you've checked out of reality. Guess YOU would be just so eager to hold that money too. You would take the money and reband a couple boxes of Dutchmasters and fuck us again.

Why don't you fockers that want some lame ass "system" just go hide in the corner and let the big dogs see who gets the sticks? Fockin' whiners!

Dude WTF are you saying here??? I am TRYING to be fair goddammit!!! I mean some of us never get cubans!! and nobody's whining dammit. shit.

[cigarsarge]

All you assholes listen up. This thing has got outa control. I had money to bid on these smokes. It was not much...But it WOULD have been enough.

Then all of you began acting like sharks eating a bloated dead whale. I can not afford these prices you bid...Totally out of line with what these cigars are worth.

Then you all turn on each other...Name calling...nasty PMs...Someone even PMed me and called my wife a bad name.

Nino seems like a person of honor. I implore you Brother Nino...Sell these smokes at a fair price. Don't give in to those who would outbid a brother in need. Hell most of these guys that are bidding high prices already have box after box of the smokes in their WALK IN HUMIDORS...More cigars than they would ever need.

[cinda]

All you assholes listen up. This thing has got outa control. I had money to bid on these smokes. It was not much...But it WOULD have been enough.

Then all of you began acting like sharks eating a bloated dead whale. I can not afford these prices you bid...Totally out of line with what these cigars are worth.

Then you all turn on each other...Name calling...nasty PMs...Someone even PMed me and called my wife a bad name.

Nino seems like a person of honor. I implore you Brother Nino...Sell these smokes at a fair price. Don't give in to those who would outbid a brother in need. Hell most of these guys that are bidding high prices already have box after box of the smokes in their WALK IN HUMIDORS...More cigars than they would ever need.

Sarge ! Ninos if anyone has a walk in humi its Sarge. When your done playing with the men on this board Come see me and we will get theses cigar bought. Thanks

[BigMacFU]

That's it, all bets off. I'm creating a new thread and THIS IS HOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GO DOWN. I will remove myself from the possibility of receiving squat and play the arbiter of this ISOM justice. And you may ask, who died and made me arbiter, nobody, that's who! Just shut up and deal with this:

For those who are serious bidders, I will set up an escrow account for each bidder. The minimum amount needed is 150 dollars. At that point, I will send out all account information to each respective bidder so they may transfer the initial 150 to their account. Finally, over the next week, each person may add to that account once each day. At the end of the 7th day, the person with the most money in their account scores the cigars. Those who lost take the money out of escrow and put it back in their loser bank accounts. To guarantee the winning bidder, the money will be transferred by giving Nino account access once we've got a verified courier tracking number. This is the only fair solution, like it or not.

[nhcigarfan]

Oh shit, Mr. Big mac fool got his panties in a knot. And I guess next week your going to try to sell us girl scout cookies.

[Shagaroo]

When your done playing with the men on this board Come see me and we will get theses cigar bought.

Yeah sure.... "Monica!"

[cigarsarge]

Wait a damn minute SHAGGY...Cinda is one of the few people talking sense here. And you cast aspersions on her good name. You are a selfish prick.

And now a little something about Good Ole George... Seems like you are trying to stack the deck in your favor with that little pm to nhcigarfan. I always thought you were a selfish low life...Now I know for sure.

I really would like a box of those smokes...Guess it's outa the question.

[nhcigarfan]

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Then you all turn on each other...Name calling...nasty PMs...Someone even PMed me and called my wife a bad name.

So your're calling bruce your wife now? You're nuts

[Shagaroo]

Dude WTF are you saying here???

WTF? I gotta get out the crayons and draw your simpleton ass a picture? Hit the bricks!

[basil]

Nino is right about you guys - what has this board come to over a coupla boxes of cigars... We need to figure out the fair way to do this. STFU Basil - this assinine "sealed" bid thing is ludicrous...

Why don't we sell tickets for like $10 each and then split the boxes up in to 5 packs - we'll raffle off the cigars. We'll take all the money collected from the tickets and send it to Nino. That way everyone is a winner... What do y'all think?

Yeah? shut ME up. Raffle?!? That's the stupidist shit you've said yet. Man I'm beginning to think you're like some kind of communist, softy feely, Baldwin brother or something. jeezus. go take a nap or something - we'll probaly lose this guy who wants nothing more than to help us get our hands on some good cigars - something you clearly can't appreciate.