I might be wrong here, but I'm guessing what he means by reserve officer is kind of like that stuff Shaq does in Miami. Isn't he on the Sheriff (sp) reserves or something like that?

Just a guess on that.

GPhosts-->Want a job? Go down to your local recruiting office. Sign up for one of our fine branches of the military. If you want to be a police officer, that is a great place to get a jump on it. Also, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but they feed you, clothe you, house you, and pay you (so you can buy your own fucking cigars and you don't have to be a mooch on a cigar bb).