Spare Cigars

**gpghosts** · 03-11-2006, 07:57 PM

i getting ready to be a Reserve Officer its a non paying job

**ggiese** · 03-11-2006, 08:06 PM

No job, no smokes... But you're getting ready for a trip to Mexico and were asking about taking cigars with you... Hmmmmm......

Trolls smell funny...

**gpghosts** · 03-11-2006, 08:07 PM

i was asking that because i thought someone might send me one

**kevin7** · 03-11-2006, 08:09 PM

People would if you were a menber for a while and didnt start off with a mooch as your first or second post.

**cinda** · 03-11-2006, 08:32 PM

It was clearly his first post, regarding asking to send him some cigars. I went to check out Grosse Pointe. It appears to be surrounded by the Great lakes. I am guessing there is a lot of tourism out there and that leads to a lot of jobs. Regardless, you can not be this dumb. I think you purposely came here to be a chew toy .

**Cigar Jack** · 03-11-2006, 08:51 PM

Heh...
I want free cigars too so if anybody would like to send me some. I'm not broke. I've got a job. I've got two humidors full but I'd still like free cigars.

bigpoppapuff · 03-11-2006, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by gpghosts

i was asking that because i thought someone might send me one

and guess what??.....you were wrong....

bigpoppapuff · 03-11-2006, 09:15 PM

....yet another point.....if not mistaken,grosse pointe is one of the wealthiest towns in the united states.....

here,try these suggestions.....

bartender
bouncer
salesman
tech support....let me know how your search goes......

**nhcigarfan** · 03-11-2006, 09:48 PM

get a job at your local B&M, then you should also get discounts.

**nhcigarfan** · 03-11-2006, 09:52 PM

Ok I'll help you out here. On cigarsnobs.com there is a guy name Sam Clemmons he is swimming in cigars. If you go over there and ask I'm sure he will respond with insight and an offer.

**illilli** · 03-11-2006, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by gpghosts

i getting ready to be a Reserve Officer its a non paying job

Man, I smell asshat here. You are 19 and going to be an Officer in the Reserves? Why don't you tell us how that works? We are all experienced adults here, so don't start popping off Bullshit like this. I personally served my country for 20 years 6 months and 23 days. I'm pretty damn familiar with how the military works.

So, tell me how you are going to be a Reserve Officer and in what service. Tell me, do they just magically wave their little military wands and "POOF" you are an officer? Don't you have to have a college degree to be an officer? You are 19, so you must be a freakin' genius and graduated early.

Also, they pay you for the duty you work, even in the reserves. So you would get paid for your monthly weekend drill, unless you are in the inactive reserves.

**Lopaka** · 03-11-2006, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by gpghosts

dose any one have any that they could send me for my upcoming birthday since money is tight and im unemployed and live in a small

town in michigan

Obviously you are not very intelligent. Your first post on this board is “Can someone please send me Cigars”. Only a complete moron would blatantly ask this on their first post and actually expect a “yes” answer. Another piece of damaging evidence that you are not the brightest light in the room is all sentences start with a capital letter.

Originally Posted by gpghosts

my name Is Nicholas Every one calls me Nick im a 19 year old kid who loves cigars and is friends with the owner of the best cigar shop In Grosse Pointe Michigan

Next piece of wonderful evidence you grant us. Your friends with cigar shop owner and you can't get any smokes from him, however you think you can get some from us!

Originally Posted by gpghosts

its harder then heck to get a job

Try McDonalds, Burger King, or even any fast food place...or are you waiting for the Management job at the shit house?

Originally Posted by gpghosts

i getting ready to be a Reserve Officer its a non paying job

"I getting", shouldn't that be "I'm getting"? So…obviously school was not your strong point. If you are getting ready to be a Reserve Officer, I would assume that's in the military, you would need to complete a 4 year college degree to become an officer and you are only 19, I doubt you completed school that fast.

Am I missing anything yet? Who is that in your avatar? That looks like a Firefighter's Jacket to me. Are you a volunteer fire fighter or full time? If your volunteer, why don’t you look for a full time position? If you are full time, and you claim you don’t have a job, then you are lying. Does this get any more interesting? I’m not sure…

Have a nice day.

**heftysmokes** · 03-11-2006, 11:20 PM

I might be wrong here, but I'm guessing what he means by reserve officer is kind of like that stuff Shaq does in Miami. Isn't he on the Sheriff (sp) reserves or something like that?

Just a guess on that.

GPhosts-->Want a job? Go down to your local recruiting office. Sign up for one of our fine branches of the military. If you want to be a police officer, that is a great place to get a jump on it. Also, I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but they feed you, clothe you, house you, and pay you (so you can buy your own fucking cigars and you don't have to be a mooch on a cigar bb).

**Lopaka** · 03-11-2006, 11:23 PM

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

I might be wrong here, but I'm guessing what he means by reserve officer is kind of like that stuff Shaq does in Miami. Isn't he on the Sheriff (sp) reserves or something like that?

You could be right. However, he still is a

and shouldn't post on this board anymore.

**heftysmokes** · 03-11-2006, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by Lopaka

You could be right. However, he still is a

and shouldn't post on this board anymore.

Hey, don't get me wrong, Lopaka. I agree this kid is a dipshit and needs to quit his mooching. If he's that hard up for a smoke he could cancel his internet connection and use the $20/month to buy his own cigars. Or he could come clean up the dog rockets in my yard...all the free sticks he can get his hanks on, and a crisp 5er in his pocket!

**Lopaka** · 03-11-2006, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by heftysmokes

Hey, don't get me wrong, Lopaka. I agree this kid is a dipshit and needs to quit his mooching. If he's that hard up for a smoke he could cancel his internet connection and use the $20/month to buy his own cigars. Or he could come clean up the dog rockets in my yard...all the free sticks he can get his hanks on, and a crisp 5er in his pocket!

Don't worry, I didn't get your wrong, I was agreeing with you.