Hello everyone!!!

[CohibasRUs]

Buncha goddam rude mother fuckers.

PREEMBARGO GLASS TOPS!!!

Holy shit, those things are worth a FORTUNE. But of course you stupid bastards that were hanging this poor guy out to dry think you know fuggen everything but very few people know about the preembargo glass top Cohibas.

Hell, I don't need pictures, I know EXACTLY what those are. How many do you have? I'll give you $550.00 per box.

How many boxes would you like? I can send them COD. I do have to say that I am out of the glass top cigar boxes, but I have plenty of the standard cigar boxes that were shipped with the cigars before the embargo. Name a fair price, and I will see if I can meet it. Then, just pm me your address, name and a contact phone number, and I can get these out to you. That goes for anyone who would like some of these!

I will even send them insured just in case. I will require a signature when the shipment arrives.

I know most were joking, but I am not. I am a legitimate seller of fine pre embargo Cuban cigars, as well as current Cuban cigar products.

Oslo

PS. Hope we can do business.

[bigpoppapuff]

I am a legitimate seller of fine pre embargo Cuban cigars, as well as current Cuban cigar products.

of course you are.....how silly for anyone to doubt......can i send cash before you send the cigars??....

[basil]

CohibasRUs, You're right, most of these guys are joking. Sometimes a ripoff artist will show up here and try to take advantage of us. You sound pretty legitimutt though. I have been considering investing in some Cubans and you are exactly what I've been looking for. I'm interested in larger quantities - boxes - but I'm fairly knew to this market and I have a question: Don't these cigars increase in value over time? I've heard from more than one source that since cigars are supposed to be aged, that buying Cubans when they're fresh and aging them will double, triple, or even quadruple their value. This is why I thunk you are offering an excellent deal here. Don't worry about some of these other guys - they can be petty, suspicious, tedious, profane, boorish and noisy but they mean no reel harm. I will gladly pay what these are worth. PM me with price list.

[Newfie]

Poppal, thanks for the mess on my desk. I just spewed coffee out my nose!!!

Basil, you crack me up!!!

[Locard]

How many boxes would you like? I can send them COD.

Wow, COD, that is a very trusting sales tactic for such a fine product that you are peddling.

Would you take a check? And maybe mail to Afghanistan???????

[CohibasRUs]

Wow, COD, that is a very trusting sales tactic for such a fine product that you are peddling.

Would you take a check? And maybe mail to Afghanistan???????

Actually, doesn't COD mean cash on delivery? Also, I was going to require a signature from an adult and not you kids. haha

So get a grip dudes. I am legitimate, and wanted to be able to offer stuff to you guys, but all you seem to do is kid around. I've seen some of your pics, and quite frankly, you guys don't act the age half of you look.

Sincerely,

Cohiba Man...aka Oslo

PS....no offense...lol

[ggiese]

Thanks for clearing that up, Oslo...

Still not interested in some kid selling me cigars...

[WOXOF]

I nominate CohibasRus for ASSHAT OF THE WEEK

[Lopaka]

So get a grip dudes. I am legitimate, and wanted to be able to offer stuff to you guys, but all you seem to do is kid around.

WOW, your legit I see. I understand you can bring us a list of recommendations and others that will vouch for you?

Four posts and already you are da man!!! You are da one with the hook up!!



Do us a favor, please, grow up, act your age (12) and get off our board.


Your done.

[bigpoppapuff]

of course you're legit!!...how could we doubt you??....why would we doubt you???

now...join us in some posts and let's try to get down to business...sheeeesh...some of these guys...really,putzik...let's sell some cubans!!!....

[Locard]

Actually, doesn't COD mean cash on delivery?

Why yes, you are right COD does mean Cash on Delivery! But any smart business man selling something as precious as preban's would get the money up front, rather than trust a middle man like the Post...(not bashing the Post).

If you were serious you would of realized the shortfalls in your salesmanship long ago and we would have never asked for pics or questioned your authenticity.

Enjoy your next forum,