Hey prophetic_joe...please excuse me for not using common courtesy while on this message board. What got into you? "Go swallow a knife I hate you" is the most outstanding thing I've heard all day! If you don't mind, I'm going to use that one on my boss tomorrow.
And while I'm at it, let me gargle gasoline too. Then, I'll wipe my ass with sandpaper. Hell, I might as well take a torch and weld my entire asshole shut so I can blow up from not taking a shit.
I'll even videotape it and send it to you via mp3. Would that make you feel better?
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