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    Quote Originally Posted by slcraiders
    Wow, who would have thunketh this board was so full of guys fond of mediorcre, ugly women?

    Don't get me wrong. I would not mind waking up next to Kirsten. I might say something like this: "Good morning little sunshine dimples with innocent eyes that fell from the sky. Honey, please take your small chested, jacked up tooth self downstairs and make me an espresso and bagel. While you are at it, pick out the perfect sunrise cigar- cut it and light it. You can slobber on it too, honey- just do not drop it."

    They say there is marriage and lay material:

    Lay material: Angelina Jolie, Jamie Presly (however you spell her name with no relation to Elvis), Kim Basinger, Brook Burke, Rachael Ray (with that nice ass of hers), salma hayek (eyes that will kill), Nicole Kidman (experience speaks), etc., etc.

    Marriage material: (?)

    jk, just not some pimple butted bitch with buck teeth dreaming of some guy in a tight suit jumping from building to building constantly thinking "with power comes great responsibility".
    You are only 35. When you get older you will realize that older guys (single of course) are much more successful than when they were when they were younger. It ain't that they're any better looking, they're just less selective.

    ...remember what Jimmy Soul said...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelby07
    You are only 35. When you get older you will realize that older guys (single of course) are much more successful than when they were when they were younger. It ain't that they're any better looking, they're just less selective.

    ...remember what Jimmy Soul said...
    I will not fall into the less selective trap. If Kirsten wants to increase her breast size and get some hollywood teeth, then I am game. I will not accept anything less!
    Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelby07
    You are only 35.
    BTW, Shelby- I am flattered with the age thing. Nice!
    Mama said a lot of things and be thankful was the one she never minded saying twice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelby07
    are much more successful than when they were when they were younger. It ain't that they're any better looking, they're just less selective.
    well duh, I am definately more succesful when I lay say "a less selective girl".

    Age or not, it sounds like you have some kinky shit going on in the Golden State. You have a extra bedroom?
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    I would totally bang Tobey Maguire
    End of line.

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