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    Kind of wondering if that last double Rye and Coke was good shit or bad shit. Aww shit, double Rye is always good shit.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    Lucky you got double rye because shit would be a poor alternative...don't forget to use a strainer.
    Just another day at the office!

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    Maybe today will not be a shitty day......






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    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda View Post
    Maybe today will not be a shitty day......
    Nope, today is already turning out shitty

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    Of course today is shitty. It's a shitty weekday.
    Each day I break my previous record of consecutive days alive.

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    People gotta keep this shit going. Come on!
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Quincy the forensic pathologist had all kind of neat shit to play with!
    Just another day at the office!

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    Right now the kid is taking a shit
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    Surplus shit is great for Zombie costumes.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.

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    there has not been enough shit going on recently
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    Unless the shit is undercover.....

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    Very near to me, about 10 feet away is a high pressure toilet to shit in... Gotta go!
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    Wow, that was some shit I didn't need to hear
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    X-tra X-tra read all about it...Roger taking a shit. toilet cries.

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    y'all need to remember that WE can't let this Shit dfit off into oblibivion, the way we'd like to see younge furbee go!
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    Zoinks! How ironic you just said that shit!
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Assuming we're piling the shit deep and high you think he'll finally be able to figure this shit out
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.”
    - George Burns

    “I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
    - Jack Handy

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    Basically, I feel that someone needs to diagram some shit to make it clear.
    Just another day at the office!

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    Cat got your tongue, or did everyone run out of shit?
    Just another day at the office!

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    don't start throwing shit around, we have plenty of shit around these parts.

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