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1. I spent 8 days in Africa. My guide Suimbe now lives in the same city as I do? TRUE

2. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my thigh? FALSE

3. I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot FALSE

4. My favorite color is yellow TRUE

5. My first concert was Nirvana in a small club FALSE

6. My house was burned down by a savage gang of assholes when I was 5 years old TRUE

7. My grandmother was a ?Rosie the Rivet Girl?- during WWII TRUE

8. I was Baptized as a Mormon

9. My Grandfather raised Clydesdale horses TRUE

10. As a teenager, I was stabbed. The point of entry was my eyebrow TRUE

11. My favorite color is blue FALSE

12. Right now, I wish I could have:

a.) a hot chick with her friend
b.) a glass of Wild Turkey on ice
c.) a turd dipped in Drew Estate flavoring
d.) a new truck

13. I think Angelina Jolie is hot TRUE

14. My favorite feature on a woman is:

a.) ass
b.) eyes
c.) tits
d.) personality

15. My first concert was the Doobie Brothers TRUE

16. I named my first child after:

a.) My Grandfather
b.) An actor
c.) A musician
d.) None of the above
17. As a teenager, I smoked:

a.) Lot?s of weed
b.) A little Meth
c.) Lots of cigars
d.) Lots of Cigarettes

18. When I was young, I wanted to grow up to be a:

a.) Police Officer
b.) Lawyer
c.) Teacher
d.) Crime Boss

19. How long have I been with my wife (since we started dating)?

a.) 5 years
b.) 10 years
c.) 15 years
d.) 20 years

20. I consider myself to be:

a.) Democrat
b.) Republican
c.) Independent
d.) Libertarian

Good luck folks!
Tie breaker: 211 LBS

Answers in blue. Nice contest SLC!