Haha, you guys are great. I dont mind the hard responses here because they are truthful.

The reasons she doesnt like it is religious for her, but not so much for me.

Im still confused on what im going to do about smoking, and with her. If I dont stay with her, will I start smoking again? Maybe, but its not a sure thing.

Thanks for all the responses from you guys, some of em are awesome.

Heres another joke that kinda goes along with this thread that came out of Maxim magazine last month...

"Ive been making alot of freudian slips lately" a man tells his pal.
"Like what?" his friend asks
"Well, last week I asked a train conductor for a picket to Tittsburgh ."
"I did something similar the other day" says the friend. "My wife and I were having breakfast and instead of saying 'Honey please pass the
butter,' I said 'You bitch, you've ruined my life!'"

Ill keep you guys updated and let you know when and if she finally does get to keep my balls in her purse.