I think I quit...

[dpenix76]

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Empire's testes


I give up,I cant get the damn picture to upload

[Loudpipes78]

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Empire's testes


I give up,I cant get the damn picture to upload

Here ya go

[dpenix76]

Thanks

[bigpoppapuff]

i have a question for you,emp.......is there anything about her that you wish she wouldn't do...anything about her that you'd like to change??.....

or is it strictly a one way street.....??....


think about that....and once she has your balls...you can't even borrow 'em for a night to go out with the guys...

[BigMacFU]

Dude, I'm not gonna be as hard on you as these other BOTL's, but make sure you really know why you're doing this.

If you're on a mission to be completely healthy, you know: only eating organic, unprocessed food, exercising, etc... then that's cool. I've got some friends who have no issue finding their sac, they just want to be healthy man killing machines (quite a few are involved with the martial arts).

BUT, if it's anything short of that, religious, or health reasons, it's not worth it. My wife doesn't like when I smoke the stogies, or when I drink (not because I'm a mean drunk, but because drinking adds weight I don't need), but she knows that's one of my things, one of the ways I enjoy life, just like she enjoys shopping or going to a mall to unwind.

So, make sure you know why.

[Shelby07]

Empire was in trouble. After being married to his wife for one year he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!".

The next morning Empire got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Empire have been scheduled for Friday.

[Shelby07]

Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006
Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006


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[Empire23]

Haha, you guys are great. I dont mind the hard responses here because they are truthful.

The reasons she doesnt like it is religious for her, but not so much for me.

Im still confused on what im going to do about smoking, and with her. If I dont stay with her, will I start smoking again? Maybe, but its not a sure thing.

Thanks for all the responses from you guys, some of em are awesome.

Heres another joke that kinda goes along with this thread that came out of Maxim magazine last month...

"Ive been making alot of freudian slips lately" a man tells his pal.
"Like what?" his friend asks
"Well, last week I asked a train conductor for a picket to Tittsburgh ."
"I did something similar the other day" says the friend. "My wife and I were having breakfast and instead of saying 'Honey please pass the
butter,' I said 'You bitch, you've ruined my life!'"

Ill keep you guys updated and let you know when and if she finally does get to keep my balls in her purse.