Official Secret Santa Thread '06

**nhcigarfan** · 11-02-2006, 08:09 PM

So you're in then.

**kevin7** · 11-02-2006, 08:14 PM

Yeah ,I submitted my application . Maybe I will get approved

bigpoppapuff · 11-02-2006, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by kevin7

I hope I get Sid,I 'll send him REAL DOG POOP AND BOURBON VOMIT

LOL

oh yeah...then i'll send you my two dogs poop and my poop...that'll make you vomit!!!

**kevin7** · 11-02-2006, 08:19 PM

Don't make me fart in your ziploc bag of cigars

bigpoppapuff · 11-02-2006, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by kevin7

Don't make me fart in your ziploc bag of cigars

why not???...i always do...

**kevin7** · 11-02-2006, 08:24 PM

schweeeeeet ,hints of sulphur accentuated by a slight aroma of dung and an eggs and bacon finish

**Shelby07** · 11-02-2006, 11:53 PM

Ahhhh..... Peace on earth.

**Desert Rat** · 11-03-2006, 01:21 AM

Let me see if I have been paying attention here.

The suggested choice of material for the gay holiday trading event has devolved as follows:

1) $5 ceegars
2) Premium ceegars
3) Whatever ceegars
4) Plastic animal waste and vomit
5) Actual animal waste and vomit
6) Animal and human waste

and the recomended packing material is flatus.

Who could pass up such a touching oportunity to display the true x-mass cheer?

I'm all in!!!!!

**Shelby07** · 11-03-2006, 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by Desert Rat

Let me see if I have been paying attention here.

The suggested choice of material for the gay holiday trading event has devolved as follows:

1) $5 ceegars
2) Premium ceegars
3) Whatever ceegars
4) Plastic animal waste and vomit
5) Actual animal waste and vomit
6) Animal and human waste

and the recomended packing material is flatus.

Who could pass up such a touching oportunity to display the true x-mass cheer?

I'm all in!!!!!

You are a true BOTL!

**basil** · 11-03-2006, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by Desert Rat

Let me see if I have been paying attention here.

The suggested choice of material for the gay holiday trading event has devolved as follows:

1) $5 ceegars
2) Premium ceegars
3) Whatever ceegars
4) Plastic animal waste and vomit
5) Actual animal waste and vomit
6) Animal and human waste

and the recomended packing material is flatus.

Who could pass up such a touching oportunity to display the true x-mass cheer?

I'm all in!!!!!

Makes me wanna fucking break out in song, man.

**cigar no baka** · 11-03-2006, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by kevin7

Don't make me fart in your ziploc bag of cigars

Oh god that's twisted. Maybe you should let some eggs rot in the garage and then put them in the bag of cigars to improve the aroma.

**cigar no baka** · 11-03-2006, 09:18 AM

Hey, to add the right touch of Christmas cheer, pour some eggnog in with the bag of cigars. Flavored cigars are the bomb, and what could be more Christmas than some eggnog with a little nutmeg?

**Shelby07** · 11-03-2006, 09:26 AM

Wasn't somebody saying they wanted to flavor their own cigars? Maybe Kevin would be willing to help.

**dHUTCH** · 11-03-2006, 03:48 PM

You guys are a bunch of badasses!

We already have 24 people signed up to play this year!

**guado** · 11-03-2006, 04:21 PM

LMAO!

Given enough time we wills oon see people breaking into the zoo to get exotic elephant dung to ship out instead of dogs....

**kevin7** · 11-03-2006, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by guado

LMAO!

Given enough time we wills oon see people breaking into the zoo to get exotic elephant dung to ship out instead of dogs....

I accept your challenge

**dHUTCH** · 11-09-2006, 02:04 AM

Alright boys and girls. I'm going to whip out the black bag tomorrow and start pulling names for Secret Santa. There are 24 people signed up as of right now and I'm gonna try and get you guys started. If another group of 6-10 sign up I'll get them going too, but I'm not going to make yal wait. Check yals PM's tomorrow evening for your Secret Santa and the PW to the Santa Clause account. The games will start tomorrow.......

**drew_goring** · 11-09-2006, 02:31 AM

I would just like to add that if anybody need some suggestions or hints on how to ship to Canada, feel free to PM me or pretty much anybody else from Canada. I just wouldn't want anybody to get an unexpected tax bill if it can be avoided.

or if you would like to remain anonymous, I am sure that dHutch would be willing to pass any concerns about shipping to Canada on to me.

**Newfie** · 11-09-2006, 07:13 AM

Originally Posted by drew_goring

I would just like to add that if anybody need some suggestions or hints on how to ship to Canada, feel free to PM me or pretty much anybody else from Canada. I just wouldn't want anybody to get an unexpected tax bill if it can be avoided.

or if you would like to remain anonymous, I am sure that dHutch would be willing to pass any concerns about shipping to Canada on to me.

I second that, just PM me.

Also, to my canadian Brothers, I once again offer my assistance with getting packages across the border "unscathed" by Customs.