Let me see if I have been paying attention here.

The suggested choice of material for the gay holiday trading event has devolved as follows:

1) $5 ceegars
2) Premium ceegars
3) Whatever ceegars
4) Plastic animal waste and vomit
5) Actual animal waste and vomit
6) Animal and human waste

and the recomended packing material is flatus.

Who could pass up such a touching oportunity to display the true x-mass cheer?

I'm all in!!!!!