Official Secret Santa Thread '06

[kevin7]

Don't make me fart in your ziploc bag of cigars

[bigpoppapuff]

Don't make me fart in your ziploc bag of cigars

why not???...i always do...

[kevin7]

schweeeeeet ,hints of sulphur accentuated by a slight aroma of dung and an eggs and bacon finish

[Shelby07]

Ahhhh..... Peace on earth.

[Desert Rat]

Let me see if I have been paying attention here.

The suggested choice of material for the gay holiday trading event has devolved as follows:

1) $5 ceegars
2) Premium ceegars
3) Whatever ceegars
4) Plastic animal waste and vomit
5) Actual animal waste and vomit
6) Animal and human waste

and the recomended packing material is flatus.

Who could pass up such a touching oportunity to display the true x-mass cheer?

I'm all in!!!!!

[Shelby07]

Let me see if I have been paying attention here.

The suggested choice of material for the gay holiday trading event has devolved as follows:

1) $5 ceegars
2) Premium ceegars
3) Whatever ceegars
4) Plastic animal waste and vomit
5) Actual animal waste and vomit
6) Animal and human waste

and the recomended packing material is flatus.

Who could pass up such a touching oportunity to display the true x-mass cheer?

I'm all in!!!!!

You are a true BOTL!

[basil]

Let me see if I have been paying attention here.

The suggested choice of material for the gay holiday trading event has devolved as follows:

1) $5 ceegars
2) Premium ceegars
3) Whatever ceegars
4) Plastic animal waste and vomit
5) Actual animal waste and vomit
6) Animal and human waste

and the recomended packing material is flatus.

Who could pass up such a touching oportunity to display the true x-mass cheer?

I'm all in!!!!!

Makes me wanna fucking break out in song, man.

[cigar no baka]

Don't make me fart in your ziploc bag of cigars

Oh god that's twisted. Maybe you should let some eggs rot in the garage and then put them in the bag of cigars to improve the aroma.

[cigar no baka]

Hey, to add the right touch of Christmas cheer, pour some eggnog in with the bag of cigars. Flavored cigars are the bomb, and what could be more Christmas than some eggnog with a little nutmeg?

[Shelby07]

Wasn't somebody saying they wanted to flavor their own cigars? Maybe Kevin would be willing to help.

[dHUTCH]

You guys are a bunch of badasses! We already have 24 people signed up to play this year!

[guado]

LMAO!

Given enough time we wills oon see people breaking into the zoo to get exotic elephant dung to ship out instead of dogs....

[kevin7]

LMAO!

Given enough time we wills oon see people breaking into the zoo to get exotic elephant dung to ship out instead of dogs....

I accept your challenge