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  1. 11-10-2006, 11:57 AM #1
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    I see you've been bad. You must still be on that medication and not thinking clearly, why else would you be a Redskins fan and spanking 40 year olds while babysitting them. Today is your lucky day. Mrs Claus gave it up to Santa this morning so I am in a great mood. Why don't you tell Santa what you want for christmas. NO you cant have Mrs Claus.
    If I cannot have the Mrs's, I guess I'll have to go with plan B. Something Medium to full bodied, maduro if possible.
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    Ok, here's what I will do because I am still in a good mood. You get the X- Mrs Claus and I will throw in some smokes for the pain you will go through.
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    The X Mrs. Claus, huh? I bet she makes a great re-gift.
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    To be honest. The x doesnt make a good anything. I traded her in for a younger Mrs Claus. Wouldnt ya know, the dam reindeer drank all my whiskey and I couldnt find anyone to pull my freakin sleigh. I hope you understand when I say I am sorry I couldnt drop ship your present down your chimney while doing a fly by. I had to UPS it. Please find it in your heart to forgive old Santa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Secret Santa View Post
    To be honest. The x doesnt make a good anything. I traded her in for a younger Mrs Claus. Wouldnt ya know, the dam reindeer drank all my whiskey and I couldnt find anyone to pull my freakin sleigh. I hope you understand when I say I am sorry I couldnt drop ship your present down your chimney while doing a fly by. I had to UPS it. Please find it in your heart to forgive old Santa.
    I promiss not to piss my self next time i sit on your lap.
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    Santa is going to be busy the next few weeks trying to figure out who's been nice and who has been a rotten piece of shit and because the reindeer are still cocked your present will be delivered UPS tomorrow.
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    sweet.
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