Quote Originally Posted by cockyhoskins
Just remember that there is more than one lawyer on this board.
Alright, alright!...sheeeesh!. Touche!.

How about two good South Carolina jokes?

A short story...
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

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How do you know when you're staying in a South Carolina hotel?

"When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink."

and the person at the front desk says "go ahead".