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    Quote Originally Posted by coors_ca View Post
    well lets see...

    i had my first enjoyable cigar tasting experience earlier this year in april when i went to indo. bought six cigars for the trip on a whim. enjoyed every last puff, especially the last 3 inches of the mac's. after my stash of mac's and assorted others ran out i ended up smoking an extremely cheap local brand that was the same size as my pinky finger and came in a pack of 10 . needless to say i had ten profound moments of regret all having me relive the moment a few weeks earlier when the cashier at the local cigar shop asked, "will that be all?" when faced with the choice between slow death by noxious fumes or a monkey clawing at my eyes with one hand out whilst holding onto my hair by the other, i had to go with abstinence for the rest of my three month stay on that lovely island. it actually didn't end up so bad as with every urge to puff i began to get full body massages which were quite cheap. that fixed me up right quick.

    thoughts of perfumed cigar smoke lingering in the air and the light lip and head buzz that accompanies a solid drag, were forgot on my return, never to bubble to the surface until the eventful afternoon i decided to return to the forum at which i conducted my research on which sticks to purchase nine months earlier. and so we have come upon this message, which was literally squeezed out of me by harrassing posts, bordering on verbal and emotional abuse. you bottle and stick throwers should all be proud of yourselves...

    ::bows out::
    Verbal masturbation. I mean, do you have to do that here?
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    He asked me make a Newbie Sampler trade with him. I told him to fill out his profile, post a real intro, stick around for a little while, and maybe I would trade. He hasn't taken any of the advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokinDVM View Post
    He asked me make a Newbie Sampler trade with him. I told him to fill out his profile, post a real intro, stick around for a little while, and maybe I would trade. He hasn't taken any of the advice.
    honestly dvm, after taking all this heat from the board i wouldn't agree to a trade from anyone here for a while. for fear they might stuff me with a box of crap sticks to which i'd be none the wiser.

    and i followed your advice to the letter. i filled out my profile, posted an introduction, and stated my intention of sticking around. not sure how much more closely i could follow your suggestions.

    now lets let this thread get buried never to be spoken of again...

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    filled out your profile,where???...doesn't look like it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by coors_ca View Post
    honestly dvm, after taking all this heat from the board i wouldn't agree to a trade from anyone here for a while. for fear they might stuff me with a box of crap sticks to which i'd be none the wiser.

    and i followed your advice to the letter. i filled out my profile, posted an introduction, and stated my intention of sticking around. not sure how much more closely i could follow your suggestions.

    now lets let this thread get buried never to be spoken of again...
    Well, maybe if you fill out you profile, post a PROPER intro, and stop being a pompous cock then you may have a warmer reception.


    HAHA...I laugh at the fact that you think you are doing SmokinDVM a favor by doing the newb sampler.
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    seems like an to me.....am I correct???

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpoppapuff View Post
    seems like an to me.....am I correct???
    Well, lately your detector has been flawless...we shall see how this pans out. But yeah, I vote
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    Quote Originally Posted by coors_ca View Post
    honestly dvm, after taking all this heat from the board i wouldn't agree to a trade from anyone here for a while. for fear they might stuff me with a box of crap sticks to which i'd be none the wiser.
    Yep, I see where you're coming from. We wouldn't want to come between you and your macanoodles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basil View Post
    Verbal masturbation. I mean, do you have to do that here?
    shoot me for enjoying the process of communicating...

    in the future i'll ps low brow translations just for you, k?

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    Quote Originally Posted by coors_ca View Post
    shoot me for enjoying the process of communicating...

    in the future i'll ps low brow translations just for you, k?
    No need to get nasty with this bullshit condescending arrogance. With your run-on sentences, lack of punctuation and sentence structure, and dumbed-down i-speak, you're already at bottom brow. No need to translate, junior. I got it: coors_ca = clueless dumbass attention whore. If you have 1/2 a fucking brain, you'll put the fucking shovel down and climb the fuck out of that hole. If you don't, cool. You'll be good for entertainment.
    Last edited by basil; 12-12-2006 at 12:39 PM. Reason: sp. & to add a "fuck"
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    Quote Originally Posted by coors_ca View Post
    shoot me for enjoying the process of communicating...

    in the future i'll ps low brow translations just for you, k?
    OOPS!! Bad move man. Insulting established, well respected members of the board is a pretty stupid way to try and be accepted. More likely to end up like this . I'm thinking everyone has been pretty "soft" so far, but that can and will change quickly if you continue on this path.

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