A dubious honor...

[CoventryCat86]

I love the real life cop stories because the truth is stranger than fiction.

Thanks for posting that one, it was freakin' hilarious!

[TampaSupremo]

Sadly, most of my experiences aren't as entertaining...And I don't mean that in a "My job is so serious, look at all the tragic things I've witnessed" kind of way. Lots of the calls we get are pretty straightforward...domestics, robberies, dope calls, traffic accidents, etc. This is one of the crazier things I've experienced in a long, long time.

TampaSupremo

[SmokinDVM]

I think you cops need to stop picking on those harmless acid freaks.

[WOXOF]

my knee is mashing his jang

LMAO

You should've let him jump the railing with his hands cuffed. That would have solved the whole stair issue and probably shut him up for a little while.

[ggiese]

I've found a stock of tin-foil hats to be a valuable staple in my inventory. I've had all sorts of whacko's - nothing a good tinfoil hat won't cure. Just tell 'em it works wonders at keeping the radio signals/outer space rays out. I got the idea when I saw a whacko woman put tin-foil on her windows. When I asked about it she told me very matter of factly - "it keeps the rays out". I figured if it worked for her, it could work for others. I've not had any complaints - yet.

Of course - down by you they're "crazy" - where I worked it was "eccentric"...

[cigar no baka]

Sounds like loads of fun. I bet if someone had a video of this, they'd have already sold it to the media, who would cut and splice and have it all over the news and internet showing how brutal cops are. That's why I view most things I see on TV nowadays with a healthy dose of skepticism and a bit of disbelief.

[cigarsarge]

Wish I would have kept a diary of my experences...It's the greatest show on earth.

[chefchris]

Barnum & Bailey would disagree.