A dubious honor...

[WOXOF]

my knee is mashing his jang

LMAO

You should've let him jump the railing with his hands cuffed. That would have solved the whole stair issue and probably shut him up for a little while.

[ggiese]

I've found a stock of tin-foil hats to be a valuable staple in my inventory. I've had all sorts of whacko's - nothing a good tinfoil hat won't cure. Just tell 'em it works wonders at keeping the radio signals/outer space rays out. I got the idea when I saw a whacko woman put tin-foil on her windows. When I asked about it she told me very matter of factly - "it keeps the rays out". I figured if it worked for her, it could work for others. I've not had any complaints - yet.

Of course - down by you they're "crazy" - where I worked it was "eccentric"...

[cigar no baka]

Sounds like loads of fun. I bet if someone had a video of this, they'd have already sold it to the media, who would cut and splice and have it all over the news and internet showing how brutal cops are. That's why I view most things I see on TV nowadays with a healthy dose of skepticism and a bit of disbelief.

[cigarsarge]

Wish I would have kept a diary of my experences...It's the greatest show on earth.

[chefchris]

Barnum & Bailey would disagree.

[Lopaka]

Rofl!

[cigarsarge]

A few months ago we went to a house on an arrest warrant. We got inside and discovered a significant amount of meth on a coffee table.

We got called Narcotics in and began a search of the rest of the house. My partner and I were searching the bedroom. She pulled out an object from a drawer wrapped in a towel. The object was about two feet long and slender.

As she pulled it out the towel fell off...To reveal a purple two headed dildo...She just stood there holding it...In complete shock.

Sometimes there just ain't enough soap and hot water...