Toss me your garbage

[heftysmokes]

While you have been a refreshing breeze blowing through our little neck of the woods, the more than occasional whiffs of moron keep wafting from your posts...

First, your eloquent retelling of your time in Indonesia...it was so rewarding for us to hear about your taking the time from your busy schedule soliciting underage prostitutes to partake in the leaf...

well lets see...

i had my first enjoyable cigar tasting experience earlier this year in april when i went to indo. bought six cigars for the trip on a whim. enjoyed every last puff, especially the last 3 inches of the mac's. after my stash of mac's and assorted others ran out i ended up smoking an extremely cheap local brand that was the same size as my pinky finger and came in a pack of 10 . needless to say i had ten profound moments of regret all having me relive the moment a few weeks earlier when the cashier at the local cigar shop asked, "will that be all?" when faced with the choice between slow death by noxious fumes or a monkey clawing at my eyes with one hand out whilst holding onto my hair by the other, i had to go with abstinence for the rest of my three month stay on that lovely island. it actually didn't end up so bad as with every urge to puff i began to get full body massages which were quite cheap. that fixed me up right quick.

thoughts of perfumed cigar smoke lingering in the air and the light lip and head buzz that accompanies a solid drag, were forgot on my return, never to bubble to the surface until the eventful afternoon i decided to return to the forum at which i conducted my research on which sticks to purchase nine months earlier. and so we have come upon this message, which was literally squeezed out of me by harrassing posts, bordering on verbal and emotional abuse. you bottle and stick throwers should all be proud of yourselves...

::bows out::

Then, this gem...

wow kevin7, nice pic of your wife hovering over the vase without her top on!

way to hook up the board! nice form btw.

Lovely...you almost got out of that one with an apology, but what kind of social retard would insult another man's wife??? Good God, you might as well talk shit about somebody's mother.

i don't have many friends who are married and am ignorant of the proper ettiquette and boundaries associated with message board antics. i was thoughtless and plain rude, please accept my apology.

ca_coors.

Oh, and nice job belittling a board member...

do u always let others decide your plan of action?

And, really, how can you be expected to be taken at all seriously when you not only name drop the worst beer ever brewed, but you use it as a screen name???

use a can of coors with drill holes and wrap in pantyhose.

Follow it up with a dipshit mooch attempt...

i thought about joining the airforce after watching top gun when i was 11.

will u send me free stuff as well?

...and you've got quite a nice little thing going for yourself. I didn't even bother digging in to the vomit you've been spouting today; it could fill a fucking swimming pool.



Oh ya I guess I wasn't too lazy, of course there were only 40 worthless posts to sift through...

i'm too lazy, but i'm almost 100 percent that i could do a past thread search and verify that assumption.

40 posts and you have contributed absolutely nothing to the board; We're so glad to have you!