But it was a good thing Magic johnson was close friends with chef chris cause....
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But it was a good thing Magic johnson was close friends with chef chris cause....
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
sittin' in the back room
having a magic johnson opens all kinds of doors for a guy, not to mention it leads to a hefty discount at the brothel where my sister works. This reminds me.....
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..........once again of bone-in hams, but I digress. What I really need is a....
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
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.....new direction for this story to take. So I opened up my refrigerator........
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...and found, a bone-in ham? Really, this whole ham thing is getting rather scary! So, I pretended to ignore it winking at me and instead concentrated on......
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
sittin' in the back room
a big bowl of juicy peaches that I had forgotten about. The peaches caught my eye for a moment, but that damn winking from the ham.......
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......was REALLY distracting me! I mean, it was a pretty good looking ham! I woulnd't mind boning and eating it! You know, it...........
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
Thinking about jumping
…Smelled a lot like Magic Johnson. Reminded me of the story that he told me about how him and DR. J would go hang out in from of the Lakers girl Locker room after the game after putting a little bit of the ham juice behind each ear. He said it drove the ladies crazy!!!
Just then the phone rang; it was Chef Chris to tell me he would be right over with the sig tag for Pam. (HINT…Chris, Put a Tag Here…It would ad to the story)
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...Chris finally appeared at the door, sporting a brand new tattoo of a....
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The sig tag magic was all made possible by the miricle of modern memory/mammary compression. Made possible by the effots of engineers at the Playtel-Intex corporation. Defense contractors worked night and day modifying military computerized torpedo harnesses. The genius they designed is called.................
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
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...........a hammogram. Grabbing a peach, and watching television, he tries to........
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sittin' in the back room
figure out if he had just fallen in and out of a time-warp, or did Chris really show up at the door. Was the tatoo of a bone-in ham, a peach, or some weird contraption designed to hold some sort of long metal tube? And why does it smell like......
sittin' in the back room
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...I did it again.
A new adult diaper type fragrance from Brittney Spears. She has a lot of experience developing............
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
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.....disasters that people simply can't stop talking about. That's why she's so......
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manly, wait, is that the right word, no I was thinking...
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
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......."musky". That comes from too many hours on leather car seats in mini-skirts with no panties. On the other hand, the payoff is..........
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
sittin' in the back room
that "new-car" aroma accompanying.....
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......Paris Hilton, wherever she goes. Every time she catches a whiff, it makes her fondly remember what it was like to..........
"some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown
"He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams
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wash her first car. It had leather and the new car smell. She really....
Yay! Cigars!
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