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    aardvark abductions due to the increasing price they fetch since they are so popular amongst NAMFALA followers. The increase in price and abduction rates has lead to......
    Yay! Cigars!


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    some NAMFALA members turning their attention to other long-tongued creatures like...

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    Britney Spears. This really pisses off the aardvark owners association since they have come to rely on......

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    income generated by the fines imposed on NBA players for possesion of
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    water bottles on airlines, with secret compartments that hold....
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    the specially filtered tequila. Which they have a habit of....

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    mistaking for aftershave lotion! That reminds me of the last time I was carrying...
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    Shaq's water bottle on a flight to......

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    Miami, Security thought it was a douche bottle, and were hesitant to ask me why...

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    I smelled like a three day old margarita, let alone why a 7' tall guy.......

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    would need someone to carry his water bottle. I explained to him that due to recent judicial restraining orders, Shaq is not ...
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    allowed anywhere near my whore sister. She got a life time supply of shaq's water as a settlement after he...
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    squirted some on her T-shirt. He said he had seen this done once before at...

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    His mama's house...His father squirted some water on his mama's T-shirt and

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    since Shaq was young and impressionable.....

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    he grew up under the natural assumption that all womens t-shirts are supposed to be wet. Speaking of wet t-shirts, I recently read...
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    that watching women in wet tshirts is supposed to reduce mens risk of all illness known. And suposedly the bigger the boobs the better it is for you, although some think the small and medium is actually the most effective. This is due to.....
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    the old saying that "more than a mouthful is a waste". Since Shaq has a big mouth.....

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    he prefers 3 breasted women from the Mars colony. They seem to satisfy all his needs at once so he can spend more time....
    "smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
    and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud


    "The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa

    “The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda

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    sitting on the floor in the restroom talking with Dr. Phil about...
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