Christmas Writing Contest

[Roger]

Hmmmmm, Buzz the Haiku master.... amazing!

[buzz]

Haikus are stupid
they don't ryhme and are too short
but are fun to write



-Buzz

[mrtr33]

I don't know how "Christmas-y" these are.........BUT.....they are cs related..............reasonably..................

A collection of motherfucking haikus for my motherfucking brothers of the motherfucking leaf:

motherfucking newbs
need to read more and post less
kiss my big fat ass

chugg you fat bastard
I think all that was made up
you fucking douchebag

I do wish Dennis
could just let it fucking go
and would come back soon

why does it seem that
some asshole wants to sell us
glass-top cohibas?

i wish i could smoke
a box of padrons before
dinner tomorrow

someone needs to please
piss off kevin and basil
i could use the laugh

hey kaelaria
original douchenozzle
your reviews still suck

ashauler talks a
lot of shit with a poodle
as his avatar

I'm fucking surprised
there's any cigars left with
BWA around

I think it's odd that
there are so many people
named Chris on this board

where can I find both
an asshole and a lawyer
from New Hampshire here?

hey DAN congrats on
the new house and new smoke shop
the steelers still suck

what the fuck happened
to craig and what the fuck is
in his avatar?

does anyone know
if we are rid of daredog
for good already?

badwhale needs to find
different beer to drink with
his awesome reviews

Hey there Dr. Deuss
what the fuck was the point of
all that stupid shit?

buzz, while you are new
and your shit doesn't stink yet
we'll still find you out

hey there hex thanks for
putting up with all our shit
keep up the great work

all you douchenozzles
go and fuck yourselves and have
a Merry Christmas

[buzz]

chugg you fat bastard
I think all of that was made up
you fucking douchebag

Illegal Haiku!

badwhale needs to find
a different beer to drink with
his awesome reviews

Illegal Haiku!

Hey Dr. Deuss
what the fuck was the point of
all that stupid shit?

Illegal Haiku!

buzz, while you are new
and your shit doesn't stink yet
we'll still find you out

Checking smell... oh yeah it stinks bad today...

-Buzz

[ashauler]

I don't know how "Christmas-y" these are.........BUT.....they are cs related..............reasonably..................

A collection of motherfucking haikus for my motherfucking brothers of the motherfucking leaf:

ashauler talks a
lot of shit with a poodle
as his avatar

Well, Stanley isn't a fuckin' poodle and you just made his shit-list. He'll bite your goddamn ankles bloody boy!!

[buzz]

Mark will be a dad
no more time to smoke cigars
just send them to me

-Buzz

[mrtr33]

Mark will be a dad
no more time to smoke cigars
just send them to me

-Buzz

sorry, buzz. Illegal haiku.

I spell my name with not only a silent, but an invisible 'e' at the end, making the pronunciation of my name 2 syllables long.

[buzz]

sorry, buzz. Illegal haiku.

I spell my name with not only a silent, but an invisible 'e' at the end, making the pronunciation of my name 2 syllables long.

Dang, had I known that I could have used your name in my Christmas song above...

-Buzz