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    Oh yeah suckas it is ON!!

    -Buzz
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Nice gesture Jamie...

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    Thanks for the contest Jamie. I'll conjure something up.

    Will
    The powers that be might take it all away
    Together we burn, together we burn away

    Uncle Tupelo

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    Quote Originally Posted by buzz View Post
    Oh yeah suckas it is ON!!

    -Buzz
    I see Buzz is in the holiday spirit already.

    Thanks for the contest, Jamie.

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    I'm dreaming of a smoking white Christmas
    Just like the herfs I use to know
    Where the cigar ash glistens,
    and my wife finally listens
    yet doesn't hear the UPS's squealing brakes in the snow

    I'm dreaming of a smoking white Christmas
    With every Camino Viejo Tabacos gift card I type

    May the scotch make your day merry and bright
    And may all your Christmases be remembered smoking padrons in your tidy whites .....
    Last edited by cinda; 12-12-2010 at 02:54 PM.






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Merry Christmas yo!
    Hope Santa brings good cigars.
    This haiku was lame.

    Don't worry, I'm just getting warmed up...

    -Buzz
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    Sleigh bells ring, we ain’t listening,
    too busy online, chatting bout Kirstie.
    A hilarious cast,
    we’re having a blast.
    Hangin at cigarsmokers.com.

    Newbies join, but then they don’t search,
    instead post junk, and then become jerks.
    We put them in check,
    their egos get wrecked.
    Welcome to cigarsmokers.com.

    At some point we had a fishy member,
    had a bunch of fake Cuban cigars.
    He said “they’re not fake”
    We said “yeah sure man”
    Leave the circle cause you know it’s ours.

    Meanwhile, in the cigars blogs,
    Frank the freak, licking the frogs,
    he wrote what he thought,
    but he should have not,
    now the FBI is watching him.

    Had a crazy painter, name was Daysi,
    started bad and then continued down,
    made one of our member’s go goat-crazy,
    now Paddy’s gone and Daysi ain’t around.

    Worry not, there’ll be more fun,
    some newbie, will get outdone,
    we’ll laugh during chat,
    at some poor asshat,
    Smokin at cigarsmokers.com.

    Smokin at cigarsmokers.com!

    Yes, I know that “listening” and “Kirstie” don’t rhyme, but they both have the letters i, s, t, and e - so it counts.

    -Buzz
    Quote Originally Posted by badwhale View Post
    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    I like it buzz good job!






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    "Do this...go to Google and type in "Dumbass that can't take a hint"...notice the picture of a big feller in his Moms kitchen with a can of Wannabe RockStar on his man boob...Hey, that's you!" TheGreekTitan





    May God grant us the wisdom to discover right, the will to


    choose it, and the strength


    to make it endure










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    Good stuff!!

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