Mark can't write haiku's,
too busy cleaning diapers
and breastfeeding too.

There once was a man named Will,
for Christmas he wanted a thrill.
He hustled downtown,
got an evening gown,
to the bar then to show off his skill.

Speling ken bee tuff,
ezpeshally fore thu rat,
its ok thow Gregg.

Dan drinks girly drinks,
with umbrellas and pink ice,
man up for Christmas!

Another whose name was Miguel,
for Christmas thought lights would be swell,
Went up on the roof,
with 120 proof,
and then from the ladder he fell.

Adam is dainty,
he smokes with his pinky out,
and so does Nelson.

Merry Christmas!

-Buzz